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Old 19-08-2009, 20:16
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Tips for passing an instant dip-stick drug test?

SWIM has recently gotten into some trouble and is on probation for 9 more weeks but wants to smoke some weed again. The drug test he is required to take once a week seems like it would be very simple to pass because it is just an instant drug test and he just shows that all the columns are coming up negative and then he pours the pee out. What SWIM wants to know is if there are any tried and true methods for passing these non-laboratory tests. Perhaps some non-urine mixture he could pour into the cup and it still show the negative lines in each column, preferably home made. If not what else could SWIM do besides drinking lots a water or buying detoxifying kits.
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Old 19-08-2009, 20:28
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

Who is doing the testing (doc or prob service) and what are they testing for? (what substances)
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Old 19-08-2009, 21:45
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

its neither one of those, SWIM has to go to group meetings twice a week with other people who actually have mental issues at some behavioral health center because he was caught with weed, guess he got lucky with his sentencing hehe. its just one of those instant drug test cups which test for benzos, methamphetamine, amphetamine, cocaine, thc, and pcp. SWIM just gets a cup out of a box takes it to the bathroom, pees in it, then shows it to the lady in charge of group, who examines it for like 2 secs and then SWIM pours it out.
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Old 19-08-2009, 22:25
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

Swim would highly recommend not doing drugs in this situation until finished with the drug test. Despite common belief those instant cup drug test have a very low cut off rate and you will fail if you piss into that cup despite any detox counter measures you take. Only tried and true method is putting clean urine into the cup. Keeping the correct temperature is always a problem, they have temp gauges on the side.
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Old 20-08-2009, 01:00
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

SWIM does not plan on doing any drugs just yet, but wants to know if there is anything he can put in the cup that is capable of making all the lines appear negative, he wants to pour something in the cup and just test it out.
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Old 20-08-2009, 04:15
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

If the drug test is one where no one watches your urinate, then you can 100% pass it by going to a head shop, buying synthetic urine for 10-30$, follow heating instructions to ensure everything lines up properly and then pouring it into the piss cup for the drug test, and SHA BAM! You passed.
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Old 20-08-2009, 04:32
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

o damn SWIM didn't know he could buy that at a head shop, its cheaper than he thought too, hopefully "time warp" or "nancy's nook"(great names i know) will have some available for him. thanx
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Old 20-08-2009, 04:43
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

Red Rock has fooled a similar dip stick test to this by using warm water and stuck a highlighter in there to make the water turn a yellowish color. Surprisingly, all negatives were reported on the test as if the water was pee.
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Old 20-08-2009, 08:18
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

Swim used to take a random test weekly, but he knew that if he was tested on a Monday he would not be tested until at least the following Monday. Swim used this to his advantage. If swiy is testing clean now and knows there is a gap of five to seven days between tests swiy should be all set to smoke a little ganj. Although an excessive amount of water consumption would be advised. Also if swiy knows whether or not the test detects dilution that would be helpful. If urinary dilution is not a factor then simply drinking enough liquid (no sugar) prior to the test should make swiy in the clear.
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Old 20-08-2009, 09:21
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

OK...Sparkles ain't being judgmental here, just pointing out an alternative.
Why not forget fooling the test and deal with the problem that got swiy in trouble in the first place. He ain't gonna learn nothing if his mind is altered by any drug. Get through the groups then smoke weed. If he fails the drug test he could be in more trouble.
Just an alternative *Sparkles* idea.
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Old 20-08-2009, 10:07
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

Swim took a piss test not longer then 5 hours ago and swim smoked not too long before. Swiy will list it in steps because if swim doesnt he'll drift off into something irrelevant.

1. Get the biggest size vizine bottle on sale, cut the little tear dropper out of it so it would basically just pore out and get some tape.
2. Get someone clean urine, hopefully you know someone XD in swims instant his girlfriend, pissed in the toilet.
3. swim went in directly after her to collect some urine out of the toilet, keep in mind it was diliuted naturally with water from the toilet so it wasnt pure urine but the test didn't catch it.
4. After you've collected the urine put the original vizine lid back on.
5. Then use some sort of tape to tape the vizine bottle to your... cock.
6. When your testing, in swims case his mom was in the bathroom so he had to unscrew the bottle and empty urine while she was standing right behind him. If your unsupervized this would be cake.
7. Leave the vizne bottle strapped to your wang zip up your pants and your done.

I know a lot of urine doesnt fit in one of those but the contents of the vizine bottle was enough to make my test come up 100% clean. If asked why you pee'd so little tell him you didnt have to go that bad thats what swim said. This isnt a joke either swim used this method today and it worked. Given tests wont be exact. Just an idea? If swiy knows the temp is going to be a problem then thats when swiy needs to take the appropriate steps to make sure the urine is at least body temp. Good luck buddy =]

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Old 20-08-2009, 14:08
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

The guaranteed way is simply to go to head shop, not be cheap and spend the 10-30 bucks on synth urine. If unsupervised, there is no way you can fail the test with this. Passed SOOO many for jobs this way. If you want a sure fire way that will not let you down, go with the Synthetic.
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Old 21-08-2009, 02:04
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

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OK...Sparkles ain't being judgmental here, just pointing out an alternative.
Why not forget fooling the test and deal with the problem that got swiy in trouble in the first place. He ain't gonna learn nothing if his mind is altered by any drug. Get through the groups then smoke weed. If he fails the drug test he could be in more trouble.
Just an alternative *Sparkles* idea.
Take care.
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it was possession of weed that got SWIM there, apparently he is seen as having a mental disorder simply because he smokes weed, lol. he couldn't be more gracious to the judge though as he really did come out with a slap on the wrist compared to what could have happened. the lesson he needs to learn is to be more secretive.
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Old 21-08-2009, 12:34
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

Sparkles thinks if he gets caught he could be in groups for longer is all. Don't smoke weed, get through it, and get his life back quicker.
Just an idea.
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:59
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

SWIM has been on probation for over 2 years and have done the drug treament thing as well on and off. As Sparklez said just dont smoke and deal with the problem in hand. SWIM almost had to go back on several instances due to failed UA's and had have to do 36 months in prison. Not worth it. Now SWIM has made a deal and gotten clean and should be off supervision within the month. Then SWIM will go back to using.

SWIY should just take the advice and not try to fake it. SWIM has tried most of the things said, even drinking a ton of green tea. They have testers now days that test the validity of the sample before they test the sample. They can tell if its true urin or if its dilluted urin before they even test to see if its positive. If SWIY is clean then stay that way till SWIY is done with the groups and out of trouble.
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Old 09-09-2009, 20:43
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

A friend of swims asked a friend to donate some urine, he then poured it into a "capri sun" packet and put it down his trousers (to keep it warm) for his drug test. He then had perfectly clean, warm urine to test with.
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Re: swim wants to pass an instant drug test

Swim has been on probation now for almost a year now (getting off Dec.) and hasn't smoked one time since. It's hard at times, and it really makes swim mad missing things, but in the long haul, the best bet is to just do it straight, and learn from your mistakes, so you don't get caught again.

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