Anal use - Would this alcohol enema method be safe?

[yossarian]

Ok, first, I've got the dreaded asian flush, and I'm desperate. I've tried a lot of so called "remedies" but none of them work. I'd imagine that an alcohol enema would work though, since asian flush is caused by inability of toxic acetaldehyde to break down to harmless substances, in the stomach or liver or something. An enema would completely bypass that (or am I completely wrong here?).

Anyway, I know it can be dangerous, but again, I'm desperate. Does the following method sound safe?

Dilute some gin (that is originally about 50% alcohol). Then add alcohol literally one or two drops at a time (hey, if it's life or death I can never be too careful right?). Wait a few minutes between each drop. Once I feel drunk, stop adding drops.

Also, anyone know if an alcohol enema is painful? Thanks.

[sweettea]

These might be worth a read

... wine enema thread ...
anal bleeding from whisky enema
....drinking alcohol with your rectum...
http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=90856

[sandoz1943]

This is not safe. The booze by passes the liver. There are deaths on record from doing this please reconsider.

[bcubed]

Why "desperate" to drink?

Reading on this suggests four reasons people tend to use anal alcohol:

1. Novelty
2. Economy of use/immediacy of effects
3. Having a fetish with all things anal
4. Severe alcoholism that has damaged the GI tract, but that still requires daily use of alcohol.

The only one I could see as desperation is 4, but with Asian Flush, it seems unlikely one would ever get to this point.

I've read posts from people w/ Asian Flush, who want a workaround so that they can bond/get drunk with others, but alcohol would seem to quit being "socially-accepted bonding" once the consumption method goes anal.

[Potter]

If someone is so desperate to feel the need to resort to the rather un-social activity of alcohol enemas, that person needs to sit down (possibly with a counselor) and examine their life and the reasons the feel the overwhelming desire to shove booze up their butts. I can't help but feel there's something deeper then "I want to drink with my friends", unless you have a very open minded group of friends.

[Stradivarius]

If you have friends that are asian then will be somekind a group flush (like group puking at the end of the night).But you seem to be ashamed of this because the only problem with flush is that your face is red which leads me to think that you're the only one in your grup who gets flushed.Hector is caucasian 100% but he gets a little flushy under his eyes if he drinks too fast.
Alcohol enema is a risky thing to do and the only reasons i find it worthy is novelty and anal fetishes.Getting drunk faster is not a good reason because is there a huge difference between 1minute and 5minutes?
Bypassing flush is also not a good reason.You could enjoy your booze in a nightclub where the lights are dim (actually most of bars have dim light too).Also try drinking a little bit slower and start with weak alcohol so you don't get the rush(when you feel hot and get all red).