1 Million Dollars - What Would You Buy?

[BrugmansiaBrujo]

You don't need that kind of money to buy 2 girls at a time. $20
will do it in the Phillipines. Not too much more than that in a
lot of places in South America.



Closer to home, $100-$150 will get it for you in Tijuana.

[Solidly-here]

2 Chicks at a time . . . it's a Funny Movie line.


When I read Korky's Post, I knew it sounded Real familiar. It took me about 5 minutes to pin it down. Then I remembered watching "Office Space" . . . the star's goofy next-door neighbor answered that to: "What would you do if you had a Million dollars?"


It's pretty funny. And Brugmansiapointed out the absurdity of it (it sure doesn't take a Million to do that, if you're so inclined). Anyway, good luck to all of our sexual dreamers (K-mart pricing brings it into the realm of possibilities).

[cort]

how much do islands coost? i wuold have the baddiest modified banshee ever with a track to go with it. a shooting and explosive range.

[Solidly-here]

There are islands ... and there are ISLANDS.


There are a lot of islands in the world. Some are pretty big (like Australia), and some are less than an acre of dry land.


There is the problem of getting water to drink. Many small islands have No fresh water. So, these are a whole lot cheaper to buy. If you can get enough fresh water to live on (and provide for your customers), you may be on your way to a fun time.


Electricity is easily-enough provided, especially for just a small number of electrical devices.


An Explosive Range! Hand-grenades for everyone. (Maybe you could even set up Mine Fields.) That ought to bring in the Rambos of the world. Life is enough of a Blast for me already, but I can enjoy others and their fantasies too. Let me know when you find that Million, I'll help you write up the Brochure: "Cort Island provides all the ingredients for the Best and Loudest vacation you ever had."

[als5555]

i would buy an island with fresh water in the carribean somewhere and declare independance from the united states, then start a country where drugs are legal. i would build a resort, or a few, and all of them would be geared to fit a cartain kind of drugexperience. one would be filled with rave halls and strip clubs for E, one that is built like a maze with weird lighting and all styles of architecture mixed into one (this would be for hallucinagens ofcourse), and one that is completely decked out for comfort for tokin and relaxin. that would be money put to good use.

[BrugmansiaBrujo]

A million would hardly be enough to do all that. But maybe you
could get your island with the million, then declare war on the
USA. Of course
you'd loose, that's the point; you could even surrender after only an
hour or two of bombing. Then you'd really start rolling in the
bucks as the USA sent you BILLIONS in foreign aid to rebuild your war
torn new little country. Tow the line on the drug laws until all this
is over, you have your billions, and all your shit is rebuilt all brand
new and snazzy. THEN you legalize the drugs, because as soon as
you do the foreign aid will stop coming in. But by then you
don't care, the tourists will provide your income after that. And
you could write a book about it all, maybe even make a movie, and get
more money
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[pabel_giboon]

first thing i`d do is QUIT WORK, but inm the funniest way it could be done. Maybe entering my boss`s office, steping on his desk and issing his notebook (check first if I would not die of electrocution, not funny if I just found 1M.) then I`d give 350k to charity, 100k to old mom, 100k to old pa`.


Then buy a house in the caribean, I think Costa Rica would do great, small nice house but on the beach, probably 150k would be enought to buy the haouse and pay taxes forever. next thing i´d make a small laba on the house (50k?). then I`d invite all my folks to a party on the house, for a week or so (50k?).´


I´d go back to college and have a degree on filmmaking, have lots of drugs, do some short films from my own pocket, fuck some nice youg girls from college (100?K)


then I have 200K, i´d keep 100k to go on doing whatever and invest the other 100k on something I wouldn´t need to take care of, but would gimme 2000 bucks a month or so.


that´s if i do not die in the first party

[pabel_giboon]

i`d also spend a couple thousand dollars on the best hookers money could buy.


Probably a tripp to amsterdam would do great, LSD + hookers! does´nt that sound great??????

[Diphenhydramine]

Yo I'm down with Cort Island. Count me in man, I can paint and
make things look pretty...except if drugs are gonna be legal, I guess
that won't really be necessary...but still count me in.

[Orchid_Suspiria]

Swim would get an opium plantation and make more money by selling to pharmaceutical companies all the while enjoying his habit for all it is worth and he would buy spare houses for all the people he cares about around the plantation so he could see them anytime he likes.

[Shiacmkmleer]

Jesus Christ! Whats wrong with everyone here? Isn't anyone in a happy relationship? Am I the ONLY person who wouldn't buy prostitutes?


1 million dollars... hmm. First DF you're getting a new server. Then I'd buy one of the river front properties in Detroit. Seriously you have abandoned lots right next to huge new buildings. Then I'd make it into a real night club that got good Djs. Or a paintball place/ Actually fuck it you know what I'd do? I'd open a groceries store. Weird you say? Not really. THERE IS NOT A SIGNLE GROCY STORE IN Detroit (there might be one on the far east side but I think that is in Gross point). And Hell we really need one. Afterall who the fuck would move to a city without a real grocery store

[jux]

id buy this: http://www.privateislandsonline.com/mystery-caye.htm

[MindCrime]

First I'd Get 1000 Gallons of Sassafras oil...oh hell fuck subtrafuge SAFROLE... some of you know where this is going....

[MindCrime]

I'd get the prostitutes to do the pre-stirring naked...

to add a little back ground a Really Big, Really Productive Clandestine Lab...
Our motto

"NO SYNTH TOO TUFF, 1 KILO Not Enough!"

[Heretic.Ape.]

I would search far and wide for the stupidest multi-billionare and convince him to let me purchase 1 billion dollars from him, telling him that it's a killer deal for him. May have to get him very drunk first though, but it's always worth a shot.

[augentier]

I'd just travel.

[hippieduster]

If it was a million dollars i would buy a house and go back to Full Sail.
If it was a cool billion i would buy an island proclaim it a new country and start a commune.