1 Million Dollars - What Would You Buy?

[Diphenhydramine]

If you magically found a million dollars (or the equivalence in your
currency) what would you buy (obviously BESIDES DRUGS).



I think I would buy a swimming pool, and convert it into one giant
gbong. Then a motorcycle, I've always wanted one. Maybe I
would just use the money to live, just traveling around the country on
my motorcycle.



Or I could always throw the most badass festival and be able to hire all my favorite living bands to come.



Or I always wanted to buy that aircraft carrier, and turn it into an island/drug lab and travel the seven seas.



Or a fighting arena for small children to train in, and be fought by the members of this forum.



What would you buy?