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Annoying Cops
Tonight swim took a large dose of hydrocodone and upon the comedown, decided to go out and smoke to ease his nausea. He rolls a miniature blunt out of 1/4 of a cigar and walks to his backyard to light it up. While swim places the blunt into his mouth, a cop rolls down the side road by his house. He lives at a four-way stop and there is a dead-end road right by his backyard that few people including cops ever ride down. On this night however, a cop rolls down this road at 2:15 in the morning. Swim doubts the cop saw his blunt through the trees, but goes to the other side of his house to hide it under a plant just-in-case. Swim procedes to kick the soccer ball around in his backyard while he waits for the cop to leave. At this time, the cop rolls back up and FUCKING STOPS right by his backyard and waits. Swim continues to kick the soccerball around and talks on the phone to his friend while waiting for the cop to leave. After about 15 minutes, the cop never budges, so swim heads back inside pretty pissed. Right as swim walks in the door, the cop speeds off down the road totally disregarding the stopsign and everything. Swim is like "WTF", and waits about 30 minutes before finally heading back out to try again. This time, right as swim walks out the door, the cop is actually stopping at the four-way stop on the other side!!! He sees swim, but instead of driving towards him, takes the front road directly in front of swim's house. Relieved, swim decides to just grab the blunt and wait around for a sec to see if he comes by again. While bent over by the plant searching for the blunt with the light of his phone, the cop drives by again coming back from the direction he just came. Knowing he probably saw him looking for it, swim disregards his search and heads back behind his house and as soon as he emerges on the other side, he sees the cop still sitting at the stopsign of the four way stop waiting and watching as swim walks in the door before finally speeding off... WTF IS UP WITH THESE NOSEY ASS COPS!!!
Swim just really needed to vent and rant about this experience. He really needed to smoke to ease the comedown and help him get to sleep, but no the cops had to be meddlesome and stalk him. Swim seriously doubts they can, but would like to know if the cops could go and search where he had dropped the blunt. He also would like to know what they would do if they did catch him smoking in his backyard. Thanks for listening and thanks for you support/feedback!!!
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