About to detox.......Please offer taper advice

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SWIM and his lady friend have been smoking tar off foil for the past six months. At first Swim and his lady friend smoked 1 gram every 7 days, for the past 2 months swim and his lady friend have been smoking 3.5 grams every 3 days. SWIM and his lady friend are sick of tar and want to go back to their old lives of smoking pot and drinking booze. SWIM and his lady friend are good people and want to further their education, but do not want to do it high. SWIM and his lady friend would like the detox to last as little time as possible. SWIMs lady friend is currently in school and works almost full time. SWIM and his lady friend are so sick all the time and throw up about once a day. SWIM has 13 8mg suboxone, 30 1mg xanax, 30 350mg soma, and a bunch of marijuana. What is the fastest way for SWIM and his lady friend to detox with the least pain? What pills should swim take and how often? Should SWIM and his lady friend wean ourselves off of tar first? We are currently smoking about .8 gram between the both of us. SWIM and his lady friend are very scared, but are sick and tired of tar. We had our fun, but time to move on!