Other - Three Household Unrealities?

[jok3r]

Swim and Swiy...
look around look around. Banana's, raw peanuts, and nutmeg. 3 very legal, easily obtainable and questionably recreational "drugs".

Banana psychoactive drug extraction instructions:
Swiy needs: 2-4 Banana Peels
A paper plate
a knife
microwave
and a grinder of some sort.

1) Take the banana, eat it. maybe swiy doesnt want to, so throw it away... or save it. idc
2) Take the peels, and cut them into thin strips with a knife.
3) Put them on the paper plate yellow skin down, mushy shet up.
4) Microwave for 5 minutes, opening everynow and then to prevent a fire. The basis of this part is to turn the peels into a very easily crumbly textured...thing.
5) Grind and smoke. 3-4 peels should roll up to 4-6 ciggs, which is how much swiy needs to smoke.

Apparently there are psychoactive effects in Banana's. the myth sprung up from the anarchists cook book of the 1970's. the author apparently states that at the time he wrote it in the book because of his anger at the government for drafting him into the army. many say the gov't is just trying to cover up. There is a tutorial with pictures somewhere on google (ftw)

The Raw Peanut and its Skin
Swiy needs: 1 massive pound of RAW PEANUTS (RAWR)
Fingernails (swim pities biters) -or- nut crackerz
Patience

1) Swiy takes an entire pound of peanuts, and deshells them.
2) Throw the shells out, keep the skins.
3) Eat some nuts, they give u energy.
4) Smoke the skins.

Swim doesn't rly know the story behind this one, where this originated. Swim has drifted about the internet (google ftw) and come across many experience reports. Effects are reported to last for 20 minutes. It's like legal nutcrack.

Nutmeg: Wtf?
Swiy needs: Lotsa fresh nutmeg nuts. Weighed out to about 10-15 grams
A nut cracker/grinder
A lot of time. possibly 3 days, or more. idk tho depends on how fresh swiy's nutmeg nuts are, body weight, what swiy ate that day, etc.

1)Get nutmeg nuts.
2)Grind them into nothingness.
3)Injest, a lot of other swiy's recommend throwing it into orange juice to reduce nastiness.
4) Wait, its a damn spice. it takes awhile to break down in one's stomach. 4-6 hours worth of downtime.

Now swim doesn't know if this works with preground nutmeg, otherwise known as notfreshnutmeg. commen effects are: swiy asking themselves why they ate that shit?

Why did swim want to post this...
Well, there are people out there, we all know, stupid or desperate enough to do any of these things, and experience reports are a joy to read.

EDIT: Swim... err i posted this in the wrong section. Sorry I meant to place it here:

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