Originally Posted by SmokeNmirrors
Bare Minerals is the shit swims ex girl friend had it and didnt like so swim
took and think it works great for a short period of time if swim hasnt been using for a little bit. Swim hopes swiy wasnt joking about the bare minerals and now looks like a jack ass haha
LOL not at all... SWIM was hanging out with his girl friends and gay friends one night and was all fucked up, and they were like "you gotta try this Bare Minerals concealer it is the best" ... and they got SWIM to order like $100 worth of it while he was totally smashed drunk and coked up... then later they were like "oh shit, sorry to get you to do that!" later on, but SWIM like like, don't apologize, this shit is awesome! With that crap you could have half your face burned off and make it practically look like you have model quality skin in like 10 minutes.
The best part about it was that after SWIM started using it on the couple blemishes he had, after a couple days he didn't even need to use it again for weeks or months. Don't know if it has some healing power or something.
SWIM is not at all apologetic about his vain tendencies, or "metrosexuality" or whatever they call it. He uses a straight iron when he has long hair, manicures/pedicures himself, plucks, constantly lotions, occassionally paints his toes (and maybe fingers if he can get away with it like at Halloween), uses concealer the occasional times he needs it, etc. There's a lot of other lines he would probably cross if he was totally financially independent and didn't need to be a supplicant to society.
Dunno - SWIM just is inherently drawn to doing anything against "normal people" pretty much; especially if it makes him look good, and ... well SWIM likes having girl friends, and having some in the category that want to have sex with SWIM, but he doesn't have sex with them and there is constantly some tension there which is fun to play with. Heheh, don't know if that makes sense.
Heheh, SWIM just speedballed like 5 seconds ago and feels all hyper typing this - this one was a little heavy on the coke
/crack if you can't tell by all the weird shit SWIM is typing. LOL