Anal use - ....drinking alcohol with your rectum...

[Roads]

Ok, so SWIM posted about this yesterday a few pages into an old topic, but he thinks it deserves its own topic.

If one should search google for "vodka tampon", one may find a plethora of new articles warning suburban parentsabout the trend on the rise of naive teens sticking vodka soaked tampons into their vaginae, or if they don't have one, their ripe young anuses.


Scientifically speaking, the alcohol is absorbed extremely quickly into the bloodstream through the tissue of the rectum, and the tissue of the vagina. This can alledgedly cause a persons BAC to rise to like .40 within less than a minute. So you basically go from totally sober, to completely trashed within moments. This method bypasses the digestive system, dilution from food/stomach contents, etc etc. It just puts right in your blood, BLAMMO.

Being the young, curious, bored, friendless, girl friendless, socially isolated, depressed, self medicating college student loser who is FAR to open to trying new things, SWIM bravely decided to put alcohol up his ass. Worth mentioning that SWIM has no alcohol tolerance because SWIM doesn't really drink that much; he is however known to enjoy a couple of beers, but not usually to excess.

SWIM's preferred method used to degrade himself that evening was by dropping 3 or 4 shots worth of DON Q Cristal (80 proof) puerto rican rum into an empty shampoo bottle. SWIM filled the rest with water, and excitedly shoved the nozzle side into his ass. After some awkward bending, squeezing, and many funny feelings in his bowls, SWIM managed to put a pretty significant amount of rum up his ass.

Within a minute SWIM felt pretty drunk. SWIM had A LOT of difficulty standing up and getting out of the bathtub he performed the deed in. By the time SWIM made it to his computer, he was totally wasted. SWIM had painful diarhea the day after, but no other adverse affects.

Anyone tried this?