Best Bong Ever!!!!!

[Diphenhydramine]

This is only for the serious and dedicated at heart, if you wish to
create the "King Tutankhamen." And it is not intended to be used
for illegal purposes, etc.



This is a bong that swim made in school a while ago. It is
superb, and can be made with under $30 and parts found at a hardware
store.



Ingredients:

-Knife/drill

-Sealant(hot glue, etc)

-Toilet tube

-Aluminum can

-Duct tape

-Metal mesh

-Bowl

-Water cooler

-Rubber tubing



This design is based upon the water cooler, that blue plastic bottle
that is real big? You put one on a stand, it dispenses
water? You have to score one of these, I dunno where, from a
neighbor's house, back of a cafeteria, etc. Your job, not
mine. What you will be creating is a massive hookah/bong.



So, rip the cap off the top of the cooler. Then drill holes in
the top, near the neck. Drill as many holes as you want hoses to
leave. Then seal hoses into the holes. They only need to
extend INTO the cooler about an inch or so, however the hoses
themselves should be several feet in length. They can be any
diameter that you wish.



Next, form the bowl piece. Buy a "toilet tube." Yes, this
sounds sketchy, but trust me. It will be about two feet long, a
few inches in diameter, made out of metal, and curve near the
top. You will find it in the plumbing section for at least $10,
they're really expensive for some reason. This tube should fit
perfectly into the neck of the cooler, with the curved bit at the
top. The tricky part is forming a bowl out of this.



Use your imagination. Swim cut out the bottom of an aluminum can,
duct taped it to the curved end, then drilled a hole in the side of the
can, and inserted a bowl. You should have a bowl with a huge stem
piece. Slide it into the neck, and wrap rubber bands around it,
on top of the lip of the neck, to form a sort of seal. This way,
you can remove it, to fill the cooler with water.



Next, fill it up with water. Swim thinks he needs about 6 gallons worth?



Use it. This will take a while to get a hang of. The method
that swim used with his friends was to fill bowl, and have one person
light it, while two people sucked on the hoses (only two hoses were
used in swim's model). There is timing that needs to occur.
People need to suck as fast as possible, to fill the chamber with
smoke. Then they need to clear it(obviously).



Swim and his friends used to have competitions to see who could suck for the longest. Like a race I guess.



This might sound kinda complicated, but it is well worth it. Shit
will hit you harder than any g bong you've ever tried. One hit
will do the trick, trust me. Long live King Tutankhamen!!!!!

[Creeping Death]

Post a picture!

[Diphenhydramine]

I wish....the King was captured by some authorities (it was stashed in
some woods). A friend had even painted a golden picture of Tut on
the front...



Also, I forgot to mention, the bubbling caused by toking on this fucker
will actually make the king rock back and forth, it's so powerful...

[surrealREALITY]

omg that is sooo amazing....now where did i put that gallon bottle...

[vir3nt]

SWIM made a pipe like this once. Except he invented a new stem for it (like your toilet part). It comes down into the water with a large 1.5" approx. pipe and then had a piece that fit onto the bottom in the water that split it into about 20 little tubes in a circle formation. When you suck on it the smoke filters through the water in many little tiny bubbles instead of large bubbles which filters better for a smoother hits.
SWIM took huge hits not realizing how big they were since they were so smooth until he started to exhale. Even then it was unbelieveably smooth.

[Nahbus]

Hmmm, SWIm is thinking of making something similar, but with a super duper diffuser at the bottom of the stem, with about 3/4 of it filled with ice water (enough to leave a regular bong sized chambers worth to fill up).
Just imagine out cool and smooth that would be!

[Monto]

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES

[radiometer]

best bong ever, in SWIMs opinion:

[Pinkavvy]

radio- swip has the same bong, except in a 6 perc chamber design.

[Sklander]

Magic Glass, Inc. made a bong called: The Perculator. SWIM had that bong for awhile and it was the best thing he had ever hit. Beating PHX's, ROOR's, et cetera. That bong straight SLAMMED people.

[bobbybrown]

swim built that one night while bored out of a fish tank vacum hose, 3 mountain dew bottles, and some electrical tape. all you need to complete is a knife

[bobbybrown]

i forgot to add that you just have to tape the 3 bottles together after you fill the with water. i gaurentee it will fuck your shit up.

p.s. i have a bong pretty much identical the the one called "tut" but its back at home in my garage, i have yet to use it but now am looking foward to it. ill post a pic and share my experience when i go home.

[spockrocker522]

i trashed the homemade that fucked me up for the first time
i'm still convinced it hit better than my glass one

[beavermint78]

so im confused, whats SWIM?

[hoodabudda]

3 liter Shasta bottle filled with crushed ice was better than a 2 foot roor with ice swim hit one time.

[kreation]

Originally Posted by hoodabudda

3 liter Shasta bottle filled with crushed ice was better than a 2 foot roor with ice swim hit one time.

SWIM thinks hitting with ice is a bad idea, leads to bronchitis

[FrankenChrist]

Originally Posted by kreation

SWIM thinks hitting with ice is a bad idea, leads to bronchitis

My neighbour's stunt hamster also wonders why ice-chilled smoke is considered by some as smooth. If anything, it makes the smoke really harsh on the lungs, in his experience.

[Milk man]

Originally Posted by FrankenChrist

My neighbour's stunt hamster also wonders why ice-chilled smoke is considered by some as smooth. If anything, it makes the smoke really harsh on the lungs, in his experience.

With percs and ice chamber, the smoke is the smoothest swim has ever tasted. It feels like hookah smoke until swim released he inhaled way too much. Swim can put out near pure white smoke with a bong like the one in the picture above.

[merc11292]

Originally Posted by beavermint78

so im confused, whats SWIM?

swim stands for - someone who isn't me. to save 1's self from self incrimination, if u see anything you dont understand i recommend popping it into urban dictionary that things awesome, imo neway

[daisyrocket]

SWID has a homemade waterfall that hits like a BEAST!