Best Bong Ever!!!!!

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This is only for the serious and dedicated at heart, if you wish to
create the "King Tutankhamen." And it is not intended to be used
for illegal purposes, etc.



This is a bong that swim made in school a while ago. It is
superb, and can be made with under $30 and parts found at a hardware
store.



Ingredients:

-Knife/drill

-Sealant(hot glue, etc)

-Toilet tube

-Aluminum can

-Duct tape

-Metal mesh

-Bowl

-Water cooler

-Rubber tubing



This design is based upon the water cooler, that blue plastic bottle
that is real big? You put one on a stand, it dispenses
water? You have to score one of these, I dunno where, from a
neighbor's house, back of a cafeteria, etc. Your job, not
mine. What you will be creating is a massive hookah/bong.



So, rip the cap off the top of the cooler. Then drill holes in
the top, near the neck. Drill as many holes as you want hoses to
leave. Then seal hoses into the holes. They only need to
extend INTO the cooler about an inch or so, however the hoses
themselves should be several feet in length. They can be any
diameter that you wish.



Next, form the bowl piece. Buy a "toilet tube." Yes, this
sounds sketchy, but trust me. It will be about two feet long, a
few inches in diameter, made out of metal, and curve near the
top. You will find it in the plumbing section for at least $10,
they're really expensive for some reason. This tube should fit
perfectly into the neck of the cooler, with the curved bit at the
top. The tricky part is forming a bowl out of this.



Use your imagination. Swim cut out the bottom of an aluminum can,
duct taped it to the curved end, then drilled a hole in the side of the
can, and inserted a bowl. You should have a bowl with a huge stem
piece. Slide it into the neck, and wrap rubber bands around it,
on top of the lip of the neck, to form a sort of seal. This way,
you can remove it, to fill the cooler with water.



Next, fill it up with water. Swim thinks he needs about 6 gallons worth?



Use it. This will take a while to get a hang of. The method
that swim used with his friends was to fill bowl, and have one person
light it, while two people sucked on the hoses (only two hoses were
used in swim's model). There is timing that needs to occur.
People need to suck as fast as possible, to fill the chamber with
smoke. Then they need to clear it(obviously).



Swim and his friends used to have competitions to see who could suck for the longest. Like a race I guess.



This might sound kinda complicated, but it is well worth it. Shit
will hit you harder than any g bong you've ever tried. One hit
will do the trick, trust me. Long live King Tutankhamen!!!!!