Adventures of the Three Sage Trippers

[Dexy Mcfukfuk]

Some salvia i ordered arived in the mail yesterday, 1 oz. of standard
leaf, a gram of 5x extract and a gram of 10x extract. After reading
quite a bit about it i was eager to give it a shot. With two freinds,
heretofor refered to as P and N i trundled off into a pretty area at a
creek.

The first expirement: giggles and shits

I was teh first to try the leaf. We set up a hookah and loaded about
4 or 5 leaves into the bowl. After taking a few big hits of the plant
and holding it for as long as i could, i laid back, already begining ot
feel the effects. What first hit me was a durastic change in
perspective. It is hard exactly to describe what this is, just a radical
change in my mental state. NExt i feel what is commonly known as
the Salvia gravity, a strong body load pulling you down/up (keep in
mind that directional senses were not very reliable at this point).
Not wanting to give the Salvinoran corsing into my brain any trouble,
i followed the sensation and tried to let my body fall, unfortunately it
was unable to penetrate the ground and i therefore was kept in the
non salvia world. I believe that if i was to have smoked a bit more,
and been freed from any external noises are motions, i just might
have been able to let go of my brains reality and take an adventuer
into the void of the Salvia reality. As it was though, i was trapped in
a dichotomy, the normaly reality with qutie a few dashes of salvia
land thrown all about.

Next was N's turn, or maybe it was P's, i was still tripping at this
point so i dont really know, lets pretend it was N's. I do not much
remember exactly what he was describing, beacuse as i was saying, i
was still rather messed up. One thing i do remember him
commenting on was that for a few minutes he felt as if he was
incredibly stoned, moreso then he had ever been before.

After this was P's turn. ( I am realizing that i am not very sure of
what happened with either one of them, by the nature of salvia one
can see quite incredible things, but be unable to trully express them,
so it is sort of difficult to describe either of their experiances) What i
do remember of P's experiance was that he got insanely happy and
amused by everything. The trees seemed to hold quite a bit of
significance to him, at one point stating "there are clouds draped in
those tress."


The second expirement: Ursella and the peeling of existance

After that we returned to me car where we found a new place to try
out the extracts i has also recieved. Deciding to go all out i busted
out the 10x extract and loaded up a bowl with it. Beacuse it was very
finely ground i had to put a leaf of the regular salvia on the bottom
and put the extract on top, this actually worked quite nicely.

In two or so hits i had cleared out teh bowl and my world was
already starting to go apeshit. I noticed all of a sudden that i was on
some sort of theatre stage, and the curtains had just been opened.
Wanting to express to my companions this strange occurance i tried
to talk. What came out was some weird high pitched voice that i was
sort of familiar with. It turned out it was the voice of Ursella, from
The Little Mermaid (i actually have no idea what her voice sounded
like, but i knew for sure i was a bad guy from a disney movie, and
Ursella seemed the most likely) This is when i realized that i was
supposed to be doing a play, and that if i was to lower my voice i
would go out of character and ruin the entire show. The remainder
of hte show took place inside my head and consisted of what i think
was a musical, although really it was just a number of noises coming
from many directions, although it was interesting, it was certainly
no, "Under the Sea".

As I began to come down i handed hte extract to my freind P to use
at his own discretion. I noticed that he had poured quite a significant
dose into the bowl, but i decided that "if he thinks he can handle it,
more power to him" He smokes it as i get a call from another freind
who we had jsut ran itno while driving to the place to smoke this
extract. Wanting to express how weird this Salvia was i put him on
the phone with P. P took the phone and tried expressing something,
not words, more of an expression of the garbled thinking thta twas
dominating his mind. GEtting frustrated with trying to talk P hung
the phone up suddenly and began saying something about getting
milk. He then took hsi fingers and put them on the inside of his
cheeks as if to show something, not sure what. What P told me later
was that he thought he was in a grocery store and the hookah was
the milk carton. Wanting to give the milk carton to my freind N in
the back seat, P picked it up and tried to pass it, with pretty bad
results (spilling both the bong water and the ash). Had it been milk
in reality, my car would have smelled like rotten milk by now,
instead being bong water from smokign Salvia, my car is filled with a
strange, unpleasant oder that i am still trying to get rid of. Not
being able to pass the Hookah (milk) back to N, P promptly gave up
and decided he wanted out of the car. Looking up and seeing the
sun roof as the only viable oportunity for escape he made an effort
to climb through. After being pulled down by me and N, P then
realized he could just exit through the door, which he did, and then
wanderer away. He sat down at a picnic bench as me and N tried to
talk to him. After muttering something about a huge label being
peeled off by a giant and being put on a tube, he informed us that it
was us who were in fact in the tube. While this may seem fun it
turned out that in fact the label being peeled off was existence itself,
and behind it, impenetrable blackness, which if any of you have ever
experianced, cna be quite terrifying. Needless to say P was quite
horrified, once he realized that he was infact under the influence of a
drug he told me that he no longer wanted to be high. After about
10 minutes or so he had come back down to a near sober point, but
was still rather shaken.


The three of us then returned to a basement and watched Stargate
SG1 for a while