Beat the drug test... Is it possible???

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I've been brain storming lately about possible ways to beat a drug test. I'm very educated on Human Biology and what just thinking to myself about what might work and what might not. This would only work for a urine, not a blood or hair test. Do they do those for home testing anyways? This idea let me say will not work with any test that will go to a lab test where PH of urine is tested for. It is aimed more at the home test, the ones that parents tend to give. We already know how inaccurate they are. What would happen if someone who knew they were going to be tested drank a good amount of alcohol before taking the actual urine test. Not to the point that they are bombed (that wouldn't be good) but enough to say neutralize specific metabolites in urine, which we know it could do. I must say the more you can drink the better though/ A lot of people might say that urine is all water and the liver will neutralize all this. But I disagree, especially if the alcohol is drink it very quickly. The body will not be able to absorb all this alcohol in a short time. What do you guys think, is it possible? Just a crazy idea I thought of while stoned!!!