synthetic urine is obsolete

[razorwiredildo]

By now, synthetic urine is no secret to anybody. Cops, military and most employment drug testing companies can detect many types of synthetic urine. Mechanically, the whizzinator design is awesome. The piss comes out at a good temp, and its not hard to conceal, but still, success is a crap shoot. In swims experience with synthetic urine, the actual taking of the test went well. The piss came out about 97 degrees and looked fine and no one suspected anything. Nonetheless, the fake was detected and swim remained unemployed. By now synthetic urine is really only good for at home drug tests. Swim is not the only person who had bad luck with that shit either. Maybe he'll keep some clean piss in his freezer and put that in a whizzinator type device.

[divinemomentsoftruth]

I'm curious to know how it is detected. I was under the impression that it was chemically identical to real urine. Though it doesn't smell like piss I doubt any lab tech is going to smell it.

My cat has had no issues with synthetic urine for employment drug tests

[ittybitty56]

Swim has had much success with using synth PP. Worked just fine for swim. And since pre-employment drug screens are not visually monitored, failing is virtually impossible. In fact, my kitty told me that she thought she saw a policy or something of the sort implying a money-back guarantee if swiy does end up failing the test on the back of the synth urine box.
The thing that swiy's gotta watch out for is maintaining the right temperature (they won't accept the pee sample if it doesn't read a certain temperature). Swim knows this from experience. She once assumed that keeping the synth urine in her undergarments prior to taking the test would keep the p.p. nice n warm, warm enough to read right. But, swim was WRONG. The technician informed swim that she must be dead if her p.p. is of that low of temp. Whoops!!