Experiences - going high to the airport

[mr.drillman]

swim wants to go high to the airport and get in a plane completely high... possible?

Swim is having a flight to the Caribbean this Saturday. The flight is at 2 am, so swim could explain his weird face with that i suppose. Swim is planning on smoking right before leaving to the airport.

Swim would like to hide any indications he is under the influence, of course. Any suggestion?

If they find out that swim is high? Will this be a problem? swim doesnt want people checking his things in front of everybody and saying swim is a dirty junkie and should go to rehab or something. swim will go with a lot of friends and some of my friends parents since some are under 18. so yeah, swim wants to keep it low.

Swim is from Peru. which has fairly liberal laws for marijuana.


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will something happen to swim if he is high on a plane?

[beentheredonethatagain]

enjoy your trip, don't even worry about it. getting high and flying go hand in hand.

No one will say anything, but don't bring anything illegal with you or in your bags, that is a different story.

are you going to Jamaica?

[mr.drillman]

Its not my trip. I do not consume drugs. You are mistaken my friend.

swim wishes he was going to jamaica.

nah, hes going to dominican republic, to punta cana more exactly. nice beach.

swim is going there with some friends, for a week of non stop partying. Swim also asked, has anyone gone there? Anybody knows if there is a cannabis culture in punta cana? easy marijuana access? I bet my life there is. I will tell swim just to ask any barman. But any further advice would be appreciated.

anyway.
thanks for the advice. wish swim a good flight

[beentheredonethatagain]

whom ever is going , they will be offered smoke as soon as they de-plane, but wait until getting to the beach before talking to a vender, as they are going to be everywhere. I havent been to the dom.rep. but i have been to Jamaica and its close to the same.

no worries just kick back and chill, the things will unfold better than you could imagine.

[bcubed]

SWIY isn't going to be flying the plane, right?

Advice would be: don't be out of control, and don't sit in an exit row. (Pilots like the folks sitting there to be a tad coherent, just in case.)

Also, don't whitey while in the air: the air crew has a fairly wide authority to do whatever they claim is justified to restore order!

[cannabis-sam]

SWIM's advice would be to, eat a nice big space cake, just before entering the airport, you won't feel the effects until after check in and it will last alot longer. Enjoy your flight, SWIM had a big joint of super polm at schipol before boarding and got intense paranoia going through the metal detector thingys.

[SullyGuy]

Originally Posted by cannabis-sam

SWIM's advice would be to, eat a nice big space cake, just before entering the airport, you won't feel the effects until after check in and it will last alot longer. Enjoy your flight, SWIM had a big joint of super polm at schipol before boarding and got intense paranoia going through the metal detector thingys.

Lol, careful with eating cannabis if you arnt experienced with it. Its quite the thing!

And SWIY, I don't think you should have any problem with getting on high, its an airport, there are tired and out of it people everywhere. Just no drugs ON the plane.

[cra$h]

with swim's experiences in an airport, it's one hell of a buzzkill. everyone's angry, it's chaotic, something always goes wrong, and it's a challenge being sober. once on the plane you'll be ok, but being at the airport is literally the LAST place swim would want to blaze.

[thirteenthfloor]

yea it definetly is a buzzkill, but it sure as hell helps passing the time before the flight comes , brownies sound like a better idea (maybe some of both). no way swiy could get in trouble as long as he isn't blatently obvious, like swiys said many tired people there. just definetly don't take any of it with swim.

[Potter]

Good times! The doktor has prescribed just that very thing for many patients, all of them found it the second best way to combat the mechanical drudgery of modern flying and recall the wonder years when air travel was a special treat, not some dry-hump-rape.

Of course they do by and large prefer opiates, as they are particularly well suited for sitting and not moving and not being bored.

[cra$h]

yea, some baked "goods" would be the best method. Once you're settled in and waiting for the flight, much away!

[kernnn]

one time swim smoked before a flight and got "selected for random extra screening" probably because he looked pretty high. he didnt care though because he didn't have anything illegal on him. swim is sure as long as your friend isnt bugging out when he goes through security he'll be fine.

swim agrees with the other swimmers, dealing with the lines would suck. might be a good idea for your friend to get his boarding pass online before going to the airport. also swim thinks that eating marijuana just before going through security would be the best idea because the effects would still take over a half an hour to kick in. your friend should just be calm, enjoy the high and just go along with it. they can't prove your friend is high so he'll be fine.

[Stu Bai]

As long as SWIY have nothing illegal on him, SWIY should be fine. If anybody suspects SWIY is stoned, SWIY can easily chalk it up to an intense fear of flying, or claim a number of allergys.

[cannabis-sam]

hopefully they won't say "because of your appearence we believe you have been using illegal drugs, you will now be taken for an intimate search" **fat ugly security guard pulls on rubber gloves and lubes up fingers**

[anonuser30500]

I know of a man who tried to get on a plane stoned, but was arrested and jailed for it.

Lost his job also.

But, if your a pilot, best not bong up before the flight, eh?

[xxdan123xx]

swim just used to use mouth wash and sun glasses when he used to smoke pot. Makes the plane trip very enjoyable.. makes the movie whatever it may be 100x better swim is high right now so goodnight

[cra$h]

sunglasses in a plane is suspicious. Eye drops would be much more effective. And as for going through the check in the lines, when people are stoned, they do things that give it away without even noticing. Although it's pretty dumb to record yourself being high, take a video of yourself while high, but forget your on camera and just be your (high) self, and you'll see how obvious it is.

[beentheredonethatagain]

Originally Posted by cra$h

sunglasses in a plane is suspicious. Eye drops would be much more effective. And as for going through the check in the lines, when people are stoned, they do things that give it away without even noticing. Although it's pretty dumb to record yourself being high, take a video of yourself while high, but forget your on camera and just be your (high) self, and you'll see how obvious it is.

here is what ya do, just like a magician trains in front of a mirror, take a huge hit and another and another, off a super big water pipe, look thru your collection of music, break the most played disk, wipe the sweet from your brow, bend over and play a BEE Gee's cd and strut in like john travolta, while recording your self for you tube, stare at your tight bodie from a glance you give your self in the mirror, and repeat these words, I am not stoned , I am not stoned, and after that, call the airport to see when the next plane leaves, you have missed the boat . but not because your high, no its because your too sexy for your body.

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[helikophis]

I asked someone who has experience traveling high about this. Her suggestion was to use food instead. This can completely avoid the problem of looking high while going through security. Simply make a bit of cannabis food, take it with you to the airport, and eat it while waiting in the queue. Any wrapping should be suitably disposed of before entering said queue of course, and nobody should make sure that all the food is gone, and there are no crumbs or anything sticking to their person. To feel safer, the food could be eaten in the taxi on the way to the airport, or whatever. Since it takes a while for the cannabis to kick in by this method, nobody will be perfectly sober while going through the inspections, but will be wasted by the time the plane takes off.

Hope that helps.

[port 21]

Swim was coming back from turkey 2 weeks ago and after a week of russian girls, weed and clubs, he still had a good amount of weed left, so the morning of the flight swim and his friend smoked a couple of joints the size of beer cans and cooked up a few spacecakes. The taxi arrived to take swim to the airport, at this point, swim was high as shit and couldnt even speak to the taxi driver coherently. As the taxi was pulling into the airport swim dropped the spacecakes and disposed of the cellophane wrapper. Going through security there were no real problems.
Once swim had checked in and was waiting for the all go for boarding, the spacecakes kicked in a little earlier than anticipated. Swim and swiy totally reeked of weed and immediately took out the mouthwash. Just before boarding, swim and swiy had a great plan, they decided to get some brewskies, , so when we went to the gate to go through security (2 security checkpoints in turkish airports, one as you go in, one as you get on plane). Holding the beer (swiy and swim had only 1 each) and the officers attributed the abnormal behaviour to the alcohol, as they assumed this wasnt the first beer... They just told them to leave the beers as they go through the gate, which they did and they had the best flight in a VERY long time

[pistol pete]

i would make a STRONG ass small pan of brownies, then ingest on your way into the airport. if swiy shows up at that last minute like swim does it will kick about the time u get on the plane and ill last the whole flight.
swim wouldnt worrie about it, as long as thier is nothing illegal on swiy their is no problem