Perhaps some helpful information about THC screening

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Personal details:MY TURTLE IS 16 YEARS OLD, 130 POUNDS. MUSCULAR,NOT RIPPED OR BEASTLY JUST AVERAGE ATHLETIC BODY. 5FT 8IN. LIFT WEIGHTS/PUMP IRON/TREDMILL 1-4 TIMES A WEEK FOR ABOU 1HR PER GYM VISIT +NO CAR SO MY TURTLE WALKS EVERYWHER IT GOES. FAST AS HELL METABOLISM. KEEP IN MIND THE TURTLE'S DIET TYPICALLY CONSISTS OF TACO BELL, JACK IN THE BOX, CHICKEN, RICE, AND MICROWAVE BURRITOS. THATS IT.(my turtle is broke as a whistle.)Recently my turtle was Put on juvenille probation in the state of AZ city of Scottsdale. My turtle is required to go to TASC once a week. For those of you who dont know what TASC is, it is just about the most intense drug testing lab there is. They make you pull your pants and undergarments down to your knees and lift up your shirt as you pee in the cup. the room is also surrounde by mirrors that reflect towards the two sided mirror you are observed through. so substitution is more than out of the question. as for dilution goes, I suppose you could try your hand at that but what i have been told(and have experienced), if there is any excess liquid taken in 2 hours before the test, or if absolutely any liquid is consumed an hour before the test it will be counted as diluted. And as unbelievable as it sounds, i have unintentionally diluted my sample 3 times because of the strict testing rules stated earlier. Now that you know all of this ill get to the part you care about....

Awhile back on a friday night me and my friends had an eight on us(to sell) and were trying to purchase a quad of shrooms. we got jacked for 120 dollars. we were pissed and depressed to say the least. our emotions got the best of us and we took 3 FAT ghosted hits of blue dream. We took another 3 FAT hits Saturday night too. I went to TASC the following friday and passed with flying colors. now that was 6 days. Another instance,(2 weeks after last smoke) I took 1 fat hit on a wednesday, a bowl on thursday, and another bowl friday.(this tiime it was silver haze.) I tested the next friday(oneweek from my last bowl) and passed. then, two weeks after i smked the silver haze, I smoked a fat bowls worth(green crack) rolled up into a zig-zag with tabbacco. id def say it was 15% weed 85% tobbacco. took the test on Friday and passed.(5 days) HOPE THIS HELPS ANYONE OUT THERE.