Other - So SWIM blazed with his mail man today

[NoRdO]

Well today swim was blazing in his home when the door bell rang. SWIM goes to the door and there is his mail man with a package that needs signing for. Swim's mail man smelled the inside of the house and told swim that his house smelled good. Swim invited his mail man to join in the smoke session. Swim has had the same mail man for 17 years and knows him. Swim didn't know his mail man blazed. Swim's mail man said he could use a little break as he had been on his feet all day. So swim smoked up his mail man. Swim's mail man thanked swim for the bud and went on his way. Swim will definitely be inviting his mail man to blaze with him more often. What do you all think.

[Greenport]

Hopefully after awhile he'll repay ya

SwiM's bottle doesn't even know its mailman. Barely ever even seen her.

The bottle thinks that mail delivery people are tested rather often though, because aren't they employed under a government agency? Also, just be careful. Don't get him or swiY in trouble.

[NoRdO]

Swim works for the us government and doesn't get drug tested. Very few government employees get drug tested. At least this is the case in the us.

[tasha200]

swim should be arranging for more registered post methinks

[Greenport]

Really? SwiM's bottle always thought government workers got tested quite often.

Can people confirm this?

[Joe-(5-HTP)]

Swim thinks that forging such a friendship with the mailman could easily enable him to import benzo's and RC's to a random adress, have his mail man friend intercept the post and hand on the package: A much safer way to import stuff

[old hippie 56]

Originally Posted by Joe-(5-HTP)

Swim thinks that forging such a friendship with the mailman could easily enable him to import benzo's and RC's to a random adress, have his mail man friend intercept the post and hand on the package: A much safer way to import stuff

One of the many responsibilities of the postal inspectors is to keep tabs on the mail delivery people. With 17 yrs with the post office, he is only 3 yrs away from a full pension. Been knowing mine for years also, wouldn't dare ask him to do nothing illegal.

[NoRdO]

Swim has worked for the federal government for almost 3 years and he hasn't once been asked to consent to drug testing. When swim started working for the government he had to have a physical with a doctor. The doctor mentioned nothing about drug testing to swim and swim wasn't even asked for a urine sample. Swim does not wish for me to share what government agency he works for but it has something to do with health.

[gmeziscool2354]

when i read the title of this thread i couldn't help but think of the old Mitch Hedburg (RIP) sketch about the mail man being a drug dealer and not even knowing it. "I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time"

swim used to drink underaged (really underaged) with a mail dude. he nearly lost his job over his alcohol consumption tho. he didn't smoke pot except about 2 times in the years i knew him. he claimed to get piss tested, but i don't know if he did or not

[cannabis-sam]

Once SWIM was having some windows refitted, so retired to his bedroom to get caned whilst the worker did his work, anyways the guy knocked on the bedroom door and said "is that some ganja I can smell mate" SWIM replied no it's not, the window fitter said (with a sly smile) well thats a shame because I have a quarter of white widow in the van, SWIM then said yeah it's weed, and him and the window fitter proceeded to get absolutely baked, still he managed to fit the windows amazingly well.

[Slavok]

Damn straight.


SWIM once got a flat tire in the middle of god damn nowhere on the way back from the coast and the tow truck driver who came out already had one rolled. Good stuff.

[Kryokill]

swim thinks that its cool that swiy knew someone for 17 years and randomly happened to find out that he blazes, and thus shared the blazening and it was good, amen


peace