Other - entering a drinking competition (need advise asap)

[samsa]

Swim is soon to take place in a drinking competition, and although he considers himself an advid drinker, he will do anything to get an edge on his opponents. The competition is three Jooses (energy drink high gravity malt beer) in as little time as possible. Is there any trick or tips he can use to retain more alcohol without blacking out? Pepto bismal? tums? vitimans? anyone?

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not the best plan and possible a dangerous one

[Mdubzui]

Swim has heard the tales that eating maybe 2-3 raw egg yolks will mean the alcohol will be absorbed more slowly and thus swiy will be drunk for longer but not as drunk, albiet swim does not know if this is an urban legend or not but swim advises eating as alcohol on an empty stomach will result in must faster absorbtion.

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Good advice for harm reduction

[yaba]

Please keep in mined that this can be a dangerous game and people do die in drinking games. Don't want to be your mum but things can go wrong and swiy might wake up in hospital, police station, somewhere in the street, etc... Or worse...
Have fun and be safe !

Its always good to eat some fatty food (chips) before going drinking swim was told. And if swiy can trow up (discreetly) then that might be a unfair, but safe win !

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	Good harm reduction
	Good advice for harm reduction

[SullyGuy]

I've heard stuff about bread working wonders on not throwing up, something about it absorbing the alcohol

[bcubed]

If the plan is "as fast as possible," shotgunning the beer would allow you to empty the cans faster than just drinking from the mouth.

Open top, bite into bottom, drink it in!

[samsa]

Thank you for your concern, but swim feels this is within his limit. in addition to fat and carbs to slow absorbtion, swim hears antacids could help. he will try these methods and let you know how it goes. also, eggs are gross, and he will not be trying that. oh, and swim cannot cheat in this competition, for it is a matter of honor.

[Mammon]

I get that it's not responsible and all that, but SWIM finds that building up a tolerance over a few days beforehand is the key to drinking a lot and not getting wasted.

Eat healthy and build up the resistance. When SWIM was a drinking man he could drink double in an evening what he can have now.

Don’t fuck yourself up, though. I think anything over 600ml of ethanol in an hour can kill you. You can go to hospital on much less.

Watch yourself.

[Mutil]

If I remember correctly, fat (or oil) and alcohol do not mix, so unless the point is to completely block absorption for a time, it's unlikely that method will help much.

Starches might help though, I'm pretty sure they absorb just about anything. I would go for complex starches though, simple ones like white bread are converted to sugar fairly quickly.

[Dragonus18]

eat an entire bag of bread beforehand, without the plastic bag part though

[bcubed]

Originally Posted by Dragonus18

eat an entire bag of bread beforehand, without the plastic bag part though

If he eats a bag of bread, how's he gonna fit 72oz MORE into his stomach?

Small amt. fatty food, slow down absorpition a bit.

[samsa]

on a serious note, drinking 3 jooses, while taxing, is not remotely leathal. make no mistake, it will get you drunk, but is not entirely impossible. swim tried this on halloween and blacked out after 2 jooses but he made the mistake of consuming both within an hours time span. since then he has additional muscle and is currently on a carb & fat diet and drinking one joose daily to improve tolerance. The competition occurs saturday night. He is currently engaged in the math of this consumption (72oz of ~9.9% alcohol)

on a side note, if anyone living in the greater LA area (Norco to be exact) wants to attent this event shoot me a PM.

[thirteenthfloor]

There are certain anti-depressents that can increase tolerance to alcohol or at least get rid of most of the taste, not really sure if theres time/worth it since its on sat. Swim hasn't checked up but thinks maybe chaser could help for some reason (not sure how it works or how safe it is though), bread def helps absorb some of the alcohol. Don't know about the eggs man I think that would make me puke. Swiyd prob get more info just searchin the web though.

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Taking antidepressants to increase tolerance to alcohol in order to win a drinking competition? That is ridiculous and r...

[samsa]

so, swim finished the Triple Joose Challenge, however all participants both vomited and passed out. swim personally blacked out after the 2nd, but had a good lead by then after chugging his first. the problem was that we all went at it too fast and should have just sipped our bevrages over time. lesson learned. time to train for next years Triple Joose Challenge!

[Scrotum Grinder]

cocaine, will make you impossible to put down. restrictions are as follows, w=once it wears off all those effects that you have been holding off will slam into your face like a freight train.

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Reckless, terrible advice.

[samsa]

correct me if im wrong, but isnt cocaethyl (cocaine + alcohol) poison?

[psyche]

^^ Cocaethylene is much more toxic than either one of them alone. SWIM'd never combine the two.

[maninaboat]

Hmm Swim would suggest using a funnel and a garden hose feed it down to your stomach, this will save time with gulping (the reason swim always loses), if your stomach is filled you can try it rectally that should do the trick but will get you stupid drunk faster you may want to use bread to soak up alcohol!

Swim have never tried this and the only person swim has seen do this is Jonny Knoxville and the guys off Dirty Sanchez, I would advise not doing this, but if you really want the speed advantage that's the way to go