Oral use - Kadian Kwestions

[Pandariffic]

Today SWIM purchased six 20mg Kadian gelcaps. Having discovered that these are time release, SWIM is curious about the best way to take them to get a nice opiate buzz.

Crushing up the little beads seems like a difficult and time-consuming task. Is there any other way to get the most out of these pills?

Also, SWIM is not entirely certain how time release works, exactly. If SWIM takes all six pills, for a total of 120mg morphine, will SWIM get the effects of a smaller dose of morphine, albeit for a much longer amount of time? Is this safe?

[cra$h]

swim has had a very similar experience, but it was 2 pills of 60mg.
First, how the time release works.
Each tiny drop of morphine is surrounded by a wax coating. the more wax on the bead, the longer it takes to dissolve to the morphine. they mix it up so a pill has morphine with a little wax, and some with a lot. So either way, if you take 120mg (which is a lot without a tolerance) it'll feel like 120, and for a little longer, maybe. There's not much difference in swim's experience. But ask a friend what your dose should be. You can always add a little more.

Pill one: taken orally. Started light, and progressivly put swim more down, until he got sick, puked, and was energeticly sober.

Pill two: crushed beads, and cooked off wax with a spoon and lighter (it takes a little while, especially outside), swallowed both morphine and wax. Onset was shorter, and hte high was as if swim was on a cloud. cloud nine to be exact. He couldn't put his arms down, and enjoyed the sunshine, Don't Fear The Reaper, and dancing around. This lasted a nice long time, then swim smoked a bowl of weed, and blacked out, and could barely move. The best experience swim's ever had as far as opiates.

[Pandariffic]

Originally Posted by cra$h

swim has had a very similar experience, but it was 2 pills of 60mg.
First, how the time release works.
Each tiny drop of morphine is surrounded by a wax coating. the more wax on the bead, the longer it takes to dissolve to the morphine. they mix it up so a pill has morphine with a little wax, and some with a lot. So either way, if you take 120mg (which is a lot without a tolerance) it'll feel like 120, and for a little longer, maybe. There's not much difference in swim's experience. But ask a friend what your dose should be. You can always add a little more.
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Maybe I'm misunderstanding, but does that mean that the six pills will give me the full effects of 120mg of morphine? I was under the impression that time release meant that only a fraction of the full dose would be active in my body at any given time.