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[Pickpoke]

ok so swim has to report to his county prison this monday for the start of his work release, the only drugs swim has taken in the past month is a fair amount of ganja and some stray oc's here and there. anyway up to about a month ago swim was a heavy heavy smoker, but slowed down because swim knew he had a drug test coming up, but he didnt completly stop smoking just slowed down. now that its to late swim is worried about the drug test because if he tests pos for anything he will have to do his time inside, without work release which would suck majorly..

so swim has 6 days from today to get clean- swim's read pretty much everything there is on these forums about detoxing and whatnot, but didnt found anything to promising swim just thought he would drink gallons apon gallons of fluids, and maybe buy a few detoxs' ..swim doesnt care if hes got to spend hundreds of dollars to get clean he just needs to get clean by sunday!

if anyone has ideas to what detox works the best please share the info Thanks!

[jon-q]

Even if a product is going to be used, you should also start to eat lots of natural diuretics and drink 2-3 pints of water per day; with a bit of luck this will help clean out the system and allow swiy to pass his drug test.
As you are no doubt aware, regular cannabis use can be detected in urine for 7-30 days after use. By eating lots of foodstuffs that aid the passing of water and help burn fat, you stand a lot more chance of ridding your body of any un-wanted toxins.
A number of foods can also make your body retain fluid and fat, avoiding these will also help.
Avoid sugars and salts these aid fat and water retention.
Foods that have natural diuretic properties include} Cranberry juice, Tea (Green Tea especially) Artichokes, Oats, Watercress, Garlic.
Foods that help breakdown fat or are helpful in toxin removal include} Brussel sprouts, Beets, Cabbage, Carrots, Lettuce, Tomatoes.
Drinking 2-3 pints of water a day will help flush out all the un-wanted toxins that the good diet is now removing.
Exercise on a daily basis will also help burn off excess fat stores.
Avoid drinking to much water as this can reduce the levels of Creatine in your urine, this is a sure fire giveaway that somebody has tried to flush their system out.
Good luck, Q.

[Sky Walker]

Originally Posted by Pickpoke

swim was a heavy heavy smoker, but slowed down because swim knew he had a drug test coming up, but he didnt completly stop smoking just slowed down. now that its to late swim is worried about the drug test because if he tests pos for anything he will have to do his time inside, without work release which would suck majorly.

Interesting, swim knew he had a drug test coming up and that if he failed said drug test he would go to prison, which, as was pointed out, would "suck majorly". Swim then continued to engage in activities that would, no doubt, lead to him failing the drugs test and going to jail. On top of that, swim waited and waited just long enough to believe it was too late to do anything about it anyway

Judging from the evidence, it seems pretty clear that swim (or some part of him) wants to go to jail and does not in actual fact want any help. However, even though I don't know swim I would not like for him to be imprisoned for self-destructive behaviour. It would be good for him to research a product called, Xymax Euro Pure; this product claims to produce clean piss for 4-5 hours, 1 hour after its consumption. I have no personal experience with this product so cannot vouch for it's effectiveness.

I wouldn't be surprised if swim ordered this product only to disregard the instructions that come with it. At least then, when he's sitting in his cell he can exclaim, "I tried, it was the Xymaxs fault!"

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Gave good advice, with a hint of sarcasm.

[Sky Walker]

I'm curious to know, what happened with this situation?