Storing - Cocaine through airport

[northcarohio]

SWIM will be leaving from a small airport up north traveling to FL for a week of spring break on Friday, and would love to take a gram or two to share among friends and to counteract late night alcohol drowsiness. SWIM has never taken drugs in an airport and has a perfect record that he would hate to ruin with such a trivial task. He has never seen drugs dogs in airports, and travels fairly often, and thinks the safest way would be to tape the stuff to his nuts because he is highly uncomfortable with the idea of sticking it up his butt. Any ideas? Shouldn't this be a breeze because he can just walk through the metal detector with no problems, and even if he had a random search patdown it wouldn't yield any suspicion? Thanks