Oral use - A little leprecon seeks gelatine capsules in the UK.

[Decstar]

My little leprecon got some dried San Pedro. He heard that some people make it into powder and put it into gelatine capsules in order to swallow. My little leprecon wonders where he could get gelatine capsules in the UK.

[Joe Duffy]

Try your local health food shops and if not successful try the interweb!

[Uncle Ramrod]

google 'gel caps' then buy some (00 or 000 [if you can swollow that big])

[Decstar]

And now for the concluding episode of the leprechaun story.

My little leprechaun went to his local supermarket and bought some of the stores own brand of paracetemol capsules. These were a little smaller than he really wanted, but being a small little guy himself, he couldn't have swallowed much bigger anyway. The good thing about these, he thought, was that they were cheap and he only needed to buy as many as he was going to use. The little leprechaun took great care when emptying the paracetemol from the capsules. He only took one capsule from the box at any one time and emptied it straight away. This was very important because when the capsules are closed he couldn't otherwise tell if the capsules contained paracetemol or the magic cactus; and if he made a mistake he could have overdosed. So the the little leprechaun swallowed his capsules with the magic cactus and he was whisked off to Magic Land where he found his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and lived happily ever after.
The end.

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