Experiences - Vomiting makes you look like a fool.

[Mammon]

When were the situations in which vomiting due to alcohol has made you look a complete twat.

Here’s some of SWIM’s greatest hits:

Arrived at a student bar after a good gym session. SWIM told everyone how good he felt and how the gym had really built up a thirst. Necked half a pint and instantly was sick. He had to hold it in my mouth till he got to the toilets. And yes, they laughed.

Got to a bar where SWIM's friends were already drinking. SWIM was wasted on red wine by this point. Goaded everyone into getting a round of tequilas (“C’mon, don’t be a pussy! Get some fucking spirits in!”). SWIM drank his and instantly had to run to the toilets to vomit. They laughed at that one as well.

Tasted a girl’s G & T and SWIM said he liked his much stronger. Poured a load of Gin into it, necked it and was instantly sick all over the floor. She didn’t laugh at that one because it was her place.

So, got any good ones?

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"He had to hold it in my mouth till he got to the toilets." - TWSS