Swim's Chimpanzee is a good guitar player but lacks concentration, energy, and often feels sad. Chimp also has ADD. Chimp went to a psychiatrist, and was on a regime of Wellbutrin, Sonata (didn't help Chimp sleep) and Dextroamphetamine. Chimp liked this stack, but sadly his doctor retired. Chimp found a new doctor, who gave Chimp Trazodone and Wellbutrin but refused to give him Dextroamphetamine, Provigil, Strattera, Ritalin, or any other type of medication for ADD. Chimp's doctor was angry for suggesting it and strongly stated that 400mg of Wellbutrin was as effective as DextroAmphetamine or other stimulants.

So Chimp got 400mg of Wellbutrin and 300 of Trazodone (up from 300 Wellbutrin and 100 Trazodone) and faithfully followed doctor's instructions. Chimp was very distressed because his hair fell out, he was not able to concentrate, he had no desire for sex, his nose plugged up, and he became a cretin, unable to remember the simplest things. So Chimp ordered Reboxetine(cousin of Strattera) and Adranifil(cousin of Provigil) and lowered his intake of Trazondone to 50mg. Chimp now takes Wellbutrin 300mg, Trazodone 50Mg, Adranil 600mg, and Roboxetine 8mg during weekdays. Every other week Chimp stops Adranifil or Reboxetine for 7 days. Now Chimp is very happy, very good energy, can concentrate, thinks clearly, has sexual desire, is no longer a cretin, sleeps very well, his hair is growing back, and has almost Zero side effects. Sometimes on Weekends or Holidays, Chimp needs Rocket Fuel for his hobby, so he takes 400mg Wellbutrin, 900mg Adranifil, 12mg Reboxetine, and 100mg Trazodone to sleep.


+++ Chimps Rocket travels great distances, and Chimp discovers wonderful things about guitar playing, life, and himself. If Chimp discovers that the Rocket keeps traveling for days, Chimp takes 1mg Risperidone at night for a week and is fine. Dr. Pinhead, Chimps doctor, is horrified and does not wish to prescribe anything except massive doses of Lithium. Summary: Trazodone reduces anxiety and helps sleep, Roboxetine gives great energy, Wellbutrin gives a very good sense of stability and makes Chimp empathetic, and Adranifil stops Cretinism and makes Chimp very creative. All 4 drugs together are the most powerful anti-depressant, energy, and creativity stack Chimp has ever experienced. Chimp knows it causes mania, thats why he often takes Risperidone. Now Chimp wishes to know, has anyone else's Chimpanzee experimented with a similar stack, and does anyone's Chimpanzee have experience with Pin Head Psychiatrists? What did they do about the doctor? Chimp doesn't wish to Doctor-hop, but it's starting to look necessary.