Experiences - SWIMS struggle with poppies. Do read. [long]

[demented]

So lately SWIM has found himself with a rather handicapping excessive Dihydrocodeine addiction. Great.
The amount of CWE SWIM has drunk religiously for nights on end has led to SWIM's tolerance a whopping of 3 packs of 32 Paramol needed to be CWE'd in order to produce any recreational effect; this being roughly equal to 500mg of DHC- this including the deducted yield owing to SWIM's obvious inability to CWE 100% of the product.
SWIM's problem is: SWIM has tried now for a few weeks to convert from the DHC to poppy seeds/pods.
SWIM's first experience was with seeds bought from a local Indian store. SWIM experimented with amounts up to 1.3KG with no effects. Due to this, SWIM figured it was probably the seeds themselves being useless: they were whitey-yellow, and SWIM has never heard of success with these Indian white poppy seeds.
SWIM ensued to experiment with large amounts of other varieites of seeds, bought mostly from health-food shops and random bulk stores. Within each purchase of seeds SWIM always looks for the seeds that have the most pod residue within them. The types SWIM tried included black seeds, grey seeds and blue seeds- each endlessly searched for by SWIM, and each yielding no result whatsoever, in amounts exceeding 1KG in each attempt: SWIY can see how determined SWIM was at finding success by this point.
As a last resort, (well not really: SWIM still tries to this day to find poppy seeds: like today, SWIM found a source of greyish seeds in an amount of more or less 1KG, and having just consumed it: nothing.) SWIM exhaustingly managed to find a source for poppy pods.
Bloody useless. SWIM consumed 13(!) of these with no result whatsoever.
SWIM was thinking in terms of equipotency- was SWIM's Paramol use really on such a level that all the morphine was more or less useless for SWIM? it just seems so unlikely..SWIM always hears of ex-CWE-ers switching to poppy tea.
Then again, SWIM does take an exceedingly large amount.
If SWIY has got this far, i salute you.
Please respond with SWIY's thoughts on my experience.