Social - The Low Profile Tips & Tricks Thread

[olduncle]

Let us all share our tips and tricks for functioning in society, holding down (and perhaps even getting ahead in) a Joe Job, and generally for making sure nobody but nobody knows that SWIY oils up 3+ times a day and has been doing so successfully for many years. ISWIMsO, the majority of dopers are not your sterotypical street junkie, and as long as the money holds out and the supply is forthcoming, it is possible to go on essentially forever without getting caught.

For example, it is 'common knowlege' that every junkie's doctor is in the loop. In SWIMs experience, that's not necessary. SWIM's introductory tip is this: the use of very small guage needles and various very small viens in odd locations, changing them each and every time. It takes some practice and a steady hand to not poke through or otherwise FU a teeny vein, but once the skill is developed, SWIMmers can cycle all over their extremeties, never have teltalle tracks or bruises, and never get asked by the nurse at the blood-draw lab to explain the scarring and such.

Please add yours.