Shroom hunting Famous Cow Pasture (Full of Shrooms)

[drapes1125]

SWIM lives by a famous cow pasture.(It's pink and it belongs to Elvis.) It is famous because Elvis lived in it and for the shrooms that grow there. When spring hits SWIM plans on picking shrooms what are some tips and what should SWIM look for???SWIM lives in Mississippi.

[Phungushead]

Mushroom Hunting Basics
http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10684

Pick up a mushroom field guide as well, and if possible go with a SWIM who is an experienced shroom hunter.

Above all, be careful and be safe.

[helikophis]

What makes the pasture pink!

[Potter]

It's a little known fact that liver filtered opiates, in large enough concentrations, will turn grass pink. While Elvis's colon was utterly plugged for the final decade of his life, his bladder would relieve the pressure. Despite his handlers desperate attempts, the man simply wasn't satisfied with using his 24K gold toilet, he would escape them and run wild in the pasture, his diseased pecker hanging out for all to see, spraying ungodly volumes of opiate filled urine. So prodigious was the man's drug consumption, that even decades of rain later, the soils is still contaminated with opiate by-products, the grass still has a pinkish hue as a result of it's slowed down chlorophyll production.

Frankly, you'd be better off collecting the soil and doing a CWE to extract the downers. In Tennessee, this is known as "Graceland's Goodstuff" and can be found if you know a few well connected dealers.

Love.
Potter.

Source:
Hubert, J.D. Elvis, Tall Man, Tall Tales, Random House Publishing, NY, 1974.

[helikophis]

hahahahahahaha, wonderful.

[cosmicruler]

Originally Posted by Potter

It's a little known fact that liver filtered opiates, in large enough concentrations, will turn grass pink. While Elvis's colon was utterly plugged for the final decade of his life, his bladder would relieve the pressure. Despite his handlers desperate attempts, the man simply wasn't satisfied with using his 24K gold toilet, he would escape them and run wild in the pasture, his diseased pecker hanging out for all to see, spraying ungodly volumes of opiate filled urine. So prodigious was the man's drug consumption, that even decades of rain later, the soils is still contaminated with opiate by-products, the grass still has a pinkish hue as a result of it's slowed down chlorophyll production.

Frankly, you'd be better off collecting the soil and doing a CWE to extract the downers. In Tennessee, this is known as "Graceland's Goodstuff" and can be found if you know a few well connected dealers.

Love.
Potter.

Source:
Hubert, J.D. Elvis, Tall Man, Tall Tales, Random House Publishing, NY, 1974.

most amusing thing ive read all day!!!!hahahaha....very good.

peace.

[highandfarout]

i found a load of shrooms in cow pasture in tennessee the stems turn blue when you break them is this the real deal

highandfarout added 26 Minutes and 38 Seconds later...

whats so funny

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