I’m a dumbass! Long story

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I've been lurking around here for a couple of months. I don't know too much about drugs. I've only done pot a couple of times and ecstacy twice. I probably would have done more, but I don't know people who partake Anyway, the other day I went to my doc and got a couple of prescriptions. Well, it was supposed tobe a couple, but I only got one. The other was supposed to be for prozac, but the doc is like 80 years old and it was completely blank. They handed me a completely blank script. I even have the samples they gave me. Well, my naughty little mind went wild and I thought about writing it for Ritalin, or some other cool thing, but I thought, I would just fill it in for what I was supposed to have cause I was afraid of getting caught. I did forge the prescription, but I thought, no big deal, if the pharmacy calls on it, the docs office would confirm that I was supposed to have it, because I really was. Well, when they called to ask about the script my docs office denied writing it! They(doc's nurse)called me the next day and said that if I didn't come tell them what happened they would call the cops. I freaked! I drove to talk to them. I told them that, yes I wrote it, but I didn't think it would be a problem since it wasn't like I was trying to get vicodin for God's sake!!!!! I mean good grief. It was for prozac! Well, the nurse hugged me and said don't worry about it. She said it was no big deal, and to forget about it. Well, about a week later, I'm sitting at work, and a local drug detective called and said the pharmacy had reported me and that I was in big trouble. She said she was writing up a warrant for my arrest and that I needed to get a lawyer. She said she would let me know when the warrant was done and she wanted me to come in and get booked(misdemeanor B), make a statement and post bond! Holy Shit! I've never been arrested! I have been freaking. I didn't tell her anything. I got a lawyer, but he's not beenvery helpful. This cop called me 2 days ago and said the warrant was done, but she hasn't filed it, and that she wanted me to come downtown to turn myself in. I called my lawyer, and when I FINALLY got to talk to him he said don't answer her calls, and don't make a statement. He said just try to avoid her and keep calling this phone number he had given me to see when the warrant is actually filed. He says he can't do anything until it's filed. I'm not worried about going to jail, if/when convicted, or no contest( I should get a fine and deferred), but I am worried about being booked and sitting in jail until bonded out! What will happen exactly? How does it work? Why hasn't she filed it? Why is she hounding me? She called 3 times today already.Do you think this cop is going to come to my work and arrest me? I'm really worried about that! I know I'm a big pussy! I'm also a dumbass chick! Thank God I didn't try to get Vicodin!