Addiction - Most embarrassing moment

[isolampg]

What was Swim's most embarrassing moment whilst drunk?

Swim has had many incidents, one was showing up at college on the wrong day whilst drunk and trying to explain to a sober person that swim was correct about the day of the week. Before attmepting to attend classes that were 3 days ago.

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Good idea for thread and amusing story.

[stephy171072]

Don't know what was swims most imaressing moment so swim will just pick a few.

Swim was in love with her best friend, proper head over heals. think about them 24/7 in love with him but he didn't know and also acted like some sort of playboy and was not looking for any type of relationship anyway.
Swim was on a night out and had a lot to drink as usual on her nights out and was doing the normal thing she now did when drunk which was sit and talk about the guys she was in love with to her friends who were understandably bored of hearing it by now. So swim decided right its time to tell him im sure he will feel the same way! So she left the club and got a taxi up to his house where he was living with his parents. By this time swim was quite emotinal and after getting his attention to come down swim collapsed in his laundry room crying "why don't you love me?" " I love you so much and your all i think about and I show you nothing but love and all you do is drink and sleep with everyone but me and its just not fair!" Understandably he was quite shocked about this especially since it was around 4am by this time. He kept trying to get her to shut up as she was pretty hysterical and his parents were asleep doors away. He then tried to call her a taxi to send her home and she managed to fall into the washing machine trying to get the phone off him. He eventully sent her home and promised he would call her in the morning. Mortified. lol.

Another imbaressing moment of swims was at her first work party. She really made a name for her self there and did not impress the boss at all. The real question is how did swim fit dancing with all the chefs in a really seductive manner, deciding that everyone HAD to play sharades and then yelling and swearing at people including her boss who wouldnt play, singing to lots of songs really loudly and alone, telling one of the waiters that he was really hot and she thinks they should go out, smashing at least four glasses, throwing up in a toilet 3 times, throwing up all of the bathroom of the resturaunt, having to get her friends and the guy who she told she fancyed hold her hair back while she threw up, throwing up again in a wine cooler in a taxi while she was getting taken home, passing out in her front lawn and having to get her new work mates to bang on her door and wake her dad up to come put her over his sholder and dump her on the living room floor and forgetting compleatly where she lived all into the same night!

[fnord]

when grandma was a young crazy 15 year old she stumbled home aftr being AWOL for 3 days stumblemd in fell on the floor spilling pills out of her pocket,puking then popping a few more pills befroe even relizing where grandma was.

Needless to say her mother and her dinner guests were not impressed..


Ohhh then ther was the cop who wsa compling about grandmas apartment noise leval at 3am,grandma apoigized and told the cop to leave that hthey would all go to bed,she turned aournd(the cop wasent done talking yet) and started walking up the stairs,the cop grabbed her by the back of her loose fitting unbelted pants and grandma kept walking and before relizing what was happening her pants had fallen down. the cops like "put your pants back on!"

grandma yells "No! fuck you! you took them off your going to put them back on",the exchange ended with 2 cops wrestling a naked drunk person out to the cop car. she did however goet a sweet sucker punch in!

[bcubed]

A rather amusing thing happened when Lizard mixed his first encounter with 151-proof Rum and his first encounter with coca leaves.

So, lizard is borderline blackout drunk when the coca tea was broken out. Drinks some tea...sobers up a bit! So, more 151...too drunk! So, more tea...

As relayed to him, he:

1. INSISTS that he go swimming in the nasty Allegheny river and has to be forcibly restrained.

2. Starts referring to host as a "god" and convinces all present to lie prostrate before him. He then scrawls "John Doe is a God!" on the bathroom mirror with soap.

3. Projectile vomits all over the bathroom.

4. Is brought into the living room, where he lies unresponsive for ~10 min. As all others are debating wheter or not to have him taken to the ER, lizard comes around, and comes to the conclusion that this would constitute the perfect time to whack it!

(Lizard later told me: "If I wasn't me, I'd've kicked my ass!")

[doggy_hat]

Every moment is an embarrassment. SWIM is the kind of person that can't handle himself with alcohol in a social setting and keeps drinking and drinking, then suddenly realizes he's way too drunk and does a bunch of stupid shit and vomits. He now only drinks by himself, it's the only situation where he can moderate his intake.

A particularly embarrassing night though was when he was getting drunk in a garage with friends with a pair of boxing gloves. He talked someone into a bare knuckles fight. Everytime he threw a punch, he'd throw off his balance and fall, and never once actually landed a punch. After his friend landed a punch directly to SWIM's stomache, SWIM ran to the backyard and proceeded to projectile vomit in the grass and pass out. When he woke up in the morning, all of his clothes and hair were encrusted with dry vomit and dirt.

[Mammon]

Aside from the vomit episodes I've put in another thread, I was once very drunk in the car with my brother (he was driving) and put a cigarette butt in my pocket (I thought it was out). Next thing I smelt smoke, saw it was coming from me and was like, "Stop the fucking car! My trousers are on fire!"

I got out and pulled my trousers down at the side of the road with loads of cars going by (it was daylight). I still didn't get it was my jacket that was on fire (fag butt had lit a tissue in my pocket). My brother pointed out it was my jacket that was burning, so with my trousers still around my ankles I threw it off and stamped it out.

Yup, felt a bit of twat after that one.

[yaba]

Swim had a few... The outstanding one was with Christmas about 10 years back !!
Got very drunk at the family party and had a punch up with my aunty's boyfriend.

This kind of spoiled Christmas for everyone there.. 20 something people (including granny, mum, etc..)

[Ellis D.]

One night I'm at my regular drinking buddies house where everyone/thing is off the wall plastered. We have the bathtub filled with jungle juice(everclear, vodka, cool-aid, and lots of fruit chunks) everyones filling giant beer mugs of it running around being crazy, trying to start a fight, my buddies having sex in the middle of the living room on the couch in front of everyone with this giant girl and everyone finds it hilarious, the apartment was totally trashed, holes in the walls, broken banisters, chairs, tables, and then I got the alcohol shits. I was on my 6th glass of jungle juice and had had some beers before that. The last thing I remember was going into the bathroom to relieve myself. Well i passed out taking the shit, and went in and out from there, shitting, passing out, shitting, etc..

My friends began to worry sense I never came out of the bathroom and didn't respond to them in the other room. So they open the door and there's shit all over the walls, floor, bathtub and toilet. and i'm perched on the toilet in a squat position blacked out. I don't know how I did all that, I never saw it even, they cleaned up the mess sense I was too gone and it was too gross to leave. It was pretty embarrassing looking back but I was so drunk even the next day, I was just glad I didn't have to clean it up. Gotta hand it to my friends for taking care of the situation.