Help!!! drug testing

[takak023]

i am a heavy tweaker, in da past 2 yrs i been trying to quit but didn't work...
recently my family make me work 4 dis company that they're frenz with n the fuk up ding is that they dun have pre-screening 4 drug testing n all i know is that they do urine test by suprise which gives me few hrs be4 i get bitch at n kick out of my own house by my parent. since quitting or stopping in not giong to work (last long) is there any pills i can take or anything i can do within an hour that i can create a negative or false result from urine testing?

[lolomgwtfbbq]

There's nothing you can do other than using fake piss or something.

Drinking lots of water & cranberry juice all the time might help, but I'm not guaranteeing anything.

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[CBR1000]

Try GNC the sell detox pill and drinks. Swic know it works for weed not sure about meth.


No one said quitting would be easy.Tryseeking help or else you will be in this situation again in the future

[lolomgwtfbbq]

There's one drink that works for about 6 hours which I know works but I don't remember the name & it costs like $50.</font>

[fakeblood]

Buy yourself one of those strap-on fake cocks. They come with a container to store liquid. Maybe u can use it on ur girlfriend too, or she could use it on u.You like anal? I heard it hurts.

[guest24]

Go into a detox or rehab program. If you're already getting help, you might not lose the job.

[unico_walker]

Originally Posted by takak023

i am a heavy tweaker, in da past 2 yrs i been trying to quit but didn't work...
recently
my family make me work 4 dis company that they're frenz with n the fuk
up ding is that they dun have pre-screening 4 drug testing n all i know
is that they do urine test by suprise which gives me few hrs be4 i get
bitch at n kick out of my own house by my parent. since quitting or
stopping in not giong to work (last long) is there any pills i can take
or anything i can do within an hour that i can create a negative or
false result from urine testing?

You work at a corporation wealthy enough to afford and require random drug testing and you type like that? Sheesh!

[glomp]

i'm not so keen on the 'fake cock' idea... even if you can get away with it, you'd have to carry a rubber cock filled with someone else's piss on you at all times...


if you don't find any working detox pills or drinks, i can only suggest that you befriend someone higher up on the ladder who would know when these tests are scheduled... other than that, maybe it's best if you focus on work for a while and cut down on the tweakage