Will swim test positive?

[trumpda]

Ok so, swim got out of rehab a couple weeks ago ( swim got caught with a roach at college and they fucking forced swim to go to rehab for 6 weeks or i cant return to school) and now the school tests swim with a home kit every 2 weeks. So, swim got tested on Monday and smoked right after and swim just smoked again an hour ago(its Wednesday). If swim walk around alot and keep myself very hydrated, do you think swim will be fine by next test? By the way, swim's 6'7, weigh 170 lbs, and swim's husky with fat.

[Jasim]

Swiy smoked Wednesday, how many days til your next test? How much did swiy smoke?

Fat is your enemy. THC is stored in fat and can be slowly released into the blood. That's why marijuana can be detected months after stopping use for high-dosing, chronic users.
You could try an Atkins diet for a couple of days, but you have to cut out carbs completely for it to really work. Other ideas might be to get some exercise. Then the night before, load up on carbs.

[trumpda]

swim'll probably be tested two weeks from this past monday or a couple days either before that or after that.

[gmeziscool2354]

don't be stupid and smoke more and SWIY should be fine. If SWIY is worried, SWIY should buy an at home test and test SWIY"S own urine prior to the test. UTSF to find some more information about how other have handled similar sittuations

[trumpda]

Originally Posted by gmeziscool2354

don't be stupid and smoke more and SWIY should be fine. If SWIY is worried, SWIY should buy an at home test and test SWIY"S own urine prior to the test. UTSF to find some more information about how other have handled similar sittuations

Im not gonna smoke anymore, why do you think Im asking this question?

[Micklemouse]

Originally Posted by trumpda

Im not gonna smoke anymore, why do you think Im asking this question?

We all know you won't be smoking anymore - but what about the subject of your original post? It's not a question of stupidity, but of common sense (something sometimes even the brightest of sparks is missing!), will power, & reinforcing of information.

Current research backs up the notion that your friend should be clear if he stays clean, although there is no 100% guarantee. The strong likelihood given the time scale is that he will test clean if he stays clean from here on though.

gmeziscool2354's advice about the test kit is sound - a better investment than a dodgy urine cleaner. If it comes back positive for cannabinoids, then A Certain Mouse would recommend pulling a sickie & rearranging the test or looking into false positives (unfortunately there appear to be less of these than once there was due to advances in testing technology, even on the home testing market.

[Jasim]

Oh yeah almost two weeks! Just don't smoke any between now and then and you'll be good. I work in a toxicology lab, we do urine and blood drug tests. So take it from me. You're kosher, just don't smoke any more!

[Herbal Healer 019]

In 2 weeks if SWIM is skinny or moderately skinny, having only used twice in a day should be no problem. SWIM was on supervised probation with monthly or more drug tests & and could easily clean the system 1-2 weeks in advance & smoked 3-4x a week. Dont stress

Stay active & induce sweating, & stay hydrated

& most importantly: fuck the system, it doesnt rehabilitate but only worsens things

[Jasim]

Originally Posted by Herbal Healer 019

& most importantly: fuck the system, it doesnt rehabilitate but only worsens things

Swim hates NA and AA for the complete christian-bent 12 step program...NA didn't help swim at all when swim had a heroin problem. Actually, sitting in a group talking about drug experiences, just made swim want it more....FAIL

[NextLineIsMine]

Originally Posted by Jasim

Swim hates NA and AA for the complete christian-bent 12 step program...NA didn't help swim at all when swim had a heroin problem. Actually, sitting in a group talking about drug experiences, just made swim want it more....FAIL

Neither AA or NA is Christian-based, or even religion-based for that matter at all. They suggest that you find a higher power, which doesn't have to be anything like a god. Your higher power can be whatever the fuck you want it to be. Most of the people that I have met through meetings are not religious at all. Maybe 10% of them have a religion or go to church (or the equivalent) on a regular basis.

My higher power is the meetings I attend, they're larger than I am, and have power that I don't have, that's all a higher power has to be.

I met a lady at a meeting once who had accepted Snickers bars as her higher power. She carried one on her at all times, and if she ever got a craving, she ate a Snickers bar. This doesn't seem to religious to me, and she had been clean for about 20 months.

[engagenirvana]

One way my friend uses to test negative every time is to put 2 drops of eyedrops in your pee and purge your system with water and orange juice and some vitamins like B-12. Cleaned his system once of Zanex in your system around 15-21 days weed which he smoked everyday for a long time and oxycontin Which all were used in the previous 3 days. Just don't put too many drops in or it will come back sterile and not even considered piss.

[Jasim]

Originally Posted by engagenirvana

One way my friend uses to test negative every time is to put 2 drops of eyedrops in your pee and purge your system with water and orange juice and some vitamins like B-12. Cleaned his system once of Zanex in your system around 15-21 days weed which he smoked everyday for a long time and oxycontin Which all were used in the previous 3 days. Just don't put too many drops in or it will come back sterile and not even considered piss.

A problem with this is that many drug testing facilities (including the one swim works at) have a refractometer (which measures specific gravity of a fluid) on hand which will easily detect if any adulterants have been added to the urine. If a refractometer reading indicates that something could be wrong it would invalidate any test results.

Jasim added 2 Minutes and 25 Seconds later...

Originally Posted by Jasim

Swim hates NA and AA for the complete christian-bent 12 step program...NA didn't help swim at all when swim had a heroin problem. Actually, sitting in a group talking about drug experiences, just made swim want it more....FAIL

Wow, that was a negative post I made. There are definitely some good aspects of the NA/AA program which have worked for many many people. Swim has just had better experience weaning himself off a drug and trading addictions in a step-down kind of way. My apologies if I offended anyone with my blatant rudeness.

[julian]

What kind of nazi college does swiy go to? This is absurd. Swim recommends transferring.

Swiy should pass the drug test but there are no guarantees.