Please be Gentle. Sexual advice needed. Embarassing.

[cuddlesthefox]

Swim has a serious problem which is getting past the point of worry and into the realms of sheer panic.
Swim is celibate. swim actually labels himself that now, specially after Monday when thanks to a combination of luck, cheap cider and a neighbour who's hubby is away in Dubia all contrived to "offer it on a plate" to swim. As I tried to find E4 +1 on her telly, she'd put a dressing gown on and not bothered tying it securely!
Swim said "no"l!!!! Swim actually refused. The first shag in 9 months and swim refused... not for the first time either. This has happened another twice a month ago which swim put down to nerves. and again the previous month which swim put sown to being picky. Swim is not too picky.
Swim can't cum you see. It's just started this year. Swim blames dihydrocodeine and codeine and such like. Swim is quite an opiate user and a Heroin when he can user.
Nothing ever happened like this before ever. Mildly, maybe but nothing that would make swim just give up.
I can get hard, no problem. Like the steel of Arthurs legendary excalibur! But swims masturbation record is 1 hour 45 mins. Without success!
This is sort of embarassing. Yes swim could go in & out for a while but unlike you ladies, swim's a selfish beast and likes his little gift at the end of all the pushing and shoving.
Also, swim is completely paranoid, embarassed and worried that he declares himself celibate!!!!
Please, someone say swims not alone and this is common. Swim really doesnt want to go to the doctors. But he might have to. Soon.
Look guys, "Charmed" won't even work anymore! Shame on you Alyssa Milano. Shame on you Shannon.
And yeah, swims immune to porn and it sort of grosses him out a bit... what the hell?
Swim is bi too. Is he turning into nothingsexual?
help.

cuddlesthefox added 19 Minutes and 38 Seconds later...

Swim must add, the date swim last came was May 11th 2008. It was the night before swims birthday.