Smack the monkey hard. Let off steam by abusing that monkey. 18+

[Dickon]

OK. This in one thing I've not seen here, but I think it makes good recovery to humiliate, abuse, debase, rape, castrate your monkey (or beast or whatever personification you have of drugs / drug use / addiction) or force him to wear frilly knickers or whatever your particular sadistic pleasure is. I hope I am not overstepping the bounds of decency, but I do not want holding back, so people who are not f-word, c-word friendly turn back now. This is the last time I use euphemisms.

Caveat Lector. OK let's have a go

When I met you were my friend, but what a false snide loathsome deceiver you were. I am so fucking glad I'm 60 hours from your company, and I've left you to rot in your own cuntish entrails, eviscerated by 1000 small blunt spikes. You chimera, you bitch-godess, wanting us all to worship at your feet forever, whilst you menstruate your filthy effluvium onto us, and stamp eternally on our heads. Well cunt, I got up. I stood up, and you laughed at me, telling me I'd be back soon. You were right. I staggered again to my feet and fell. But not this time. I can see the look in your eye you pathetic snivelling minion of lucifer. Black crow shitting feted putrid excrement trying to force it down my throat as if it were nutrition for the soul. Well this time I'm standing tall. I have my Katana in hand, and I laugh pitilessly as I cut of your hydra-heads. I dance on your body as you gasp your death-rattle. Here, monkey, monkey, monkey. Don't you look small today, now you're off my back and on the floor. Guess what. I've got a dildo that I'm comming to shove up your arse. You will be split, and bleed in humiliating agony. [D spits venemously at monkey, kicks it in the already unrecognizable blood-splattered head, smiles slyly, and returns to his normal equable self, with a sense of satisfaction]

Well folks, that's a first try. It feels good!!! I just hope this hasn't offended. If so, you should have LISTENED.

Love and fluffies and hot cross buns for all humans(in a very steely-eyed way).

[D frolicks off across the green-sward playing his pan-pipes in a haunting way]

Dr D.

Reputation Comments on this post:

	i like
	I rather enjoyed that lucid display of foulmouthed retribution.
	Ingenuity at its finiest, combining rule-following with psychological buffers to battle cravings/addiction