Culture - Funniest bud names.

[ThusSpokeZarathustra]

What is the funniest name SWiY's dealer has ever given a strain of bud?

Swim personally laughs every time he hears "Dankenstein", "Chubacca Chronic", "Grandaddy Purps", "Gerber" (like the Gerber baby . . lol), and "Nebula".

They always have hilarious reasoning for their name too..

Gerber makes you zone out, and look like the Gerber baby, Grandaddy purps is obv. some bomb purple looking chronic, nebula was fruity smelling and the trichomes "glowed like stars", and chubaca had a lot of orange hairs . . . thus chubaca, hah.

all obvious seeling techniques, but swim finds them hilarious.

[elpatto]

SWIM got one called "Orphan" and it was supposedly a perfect cross of 16 different strains. All SWIM can say is to keep an eye out for this grass because it is by far the strongest/trippiest stuff he ever smoked.

Also heard one called "Ginger pubes" he says. He rekkons it was some sorta "Orange tiger" cross something else. Either way, that grass is almost assured to bring maximum couchlock.

[Herbal Healer 019]

Green Crack, donno if this is any indication in itself of potency, but the name sounds pretty funny

[kemikal_nation]

Funniest ones SWIM has come across are Super Silver Sage; has a dark green with a shitload of crystals, Green Ogre; dankest stuff ever, super heavy high.

[JohnnyGanja]

Lemon G was really bright yellow like a freshly picked lemon.

Blue Moon was decent with its take-a-long-drag-sitting-on-the-porch-under-the-moon feeling to it

[fazerfaze]

When Swim was offered "Frosty shoe" and "Squid" Swim did a double-take.

[FooManChoo]

Round here if it's the bomb we call it 'The Kuta'. And the indigionous people call it 'Yarndy'.

[tryptamaster]

purple monkey balls. no joke

[sterling77]

Las Vegas Lights. Swim made fun of the name to his sometimes overly dramatic friend, until he finally saw the bud lol. Purple and green bud with very distinct pink and yellow hairs.

[kemikal_nation]

Afghan Goo

[skmanga]

yea lol green crack
some strong ass trippy shit right there...

[old hippie 56]

Afghan Brain Fuck. True to it name.

[discjunkie313]

Pinconning paralyzer from a little city in michigan..blueish purple buds..with white hairs..one hitter quitter-DJ

[Value Of Existence]

Swim had one called the Caledonia Crippler. Caledonia being a small town swim lives near.

[tryptamaster]

L.A. confidetial jsut rolled thru haha.

[Shroomtastic]

Alaskan Thunderfuck!

[Nature Boy]

Given the state of the Dutch government, "Holland's Hope" strikes me as an amusing name for a cannabis strain.

[mouthwater]

A generic term I've heard once for marihuana: Spiderman's girlfriend...

Absolutely ridiculous, no?

[cobetcknncoio3]

matanuska thunderfuck, same as shroomtastic. but SWIM heard that thunderfuck as a strain is extinct for the past few years, that the government killed it off from the face of the earth for the war on drugs. anyone know if that's true?

[ZaNMaTo_SaN]

Killa Manilla.

[Shampoo]

Originally Posted by cobetcknncoio3

matanuska thunderfuck, same as shroomtastic. but SWIM heard that thunderfuck as a strain is extinct for the past few years, that the government killed it off from the face of the earth for the war on drugs. anyone know if that's true?

No, this is not true. SWIM's cannabis dispensary is in close contact with a man who has been cloning Thunderfuck from original cuts for several decades. It is a lovely strain, not too finicky to grow, and has the potential to be exceptionally potent.

[gmeziscool2354]

my friend told me at his college orientation some one asked "where's the sticky-icky at?" and the speaker stuttered for a seccond and responded something like, well, STD's are a very real element of college and went off on a condom speach. needless to say, this wasn't the intention of the question.

swim once had a dealer ask him if he wanted bud, pot, ganja, chronic or schwagg. he answered none and proceeded to walk away (in his area all except schwagg are synonyms obviously the dealer was just trying to talk some big talk)

[Mr.Opi]

the funnyist name bud swims ever smoked was called DONKEY ROPE PURPLE! lol grown aeroponicly and cross by this OG dude i think the cross was granddaddy purplexpurple og kush when it was around it was super fresh still got swim high tho

[Metalcore322]

Purple Flurp, Trainwreck, and Great White Shark.
Mr. Angry cracks up at all of em.

[gmeziscool2354]

Floppy donky dick was my friends euphasism for marijuana once " hey man I got some floppy donky dick" it wasn't a strain name or anything