Help My pre-employment drugs and alcohol screening

[sorryboy]

Hi All

I am new on this forum because i really dont know what to do.
i am a regular user weed just one smoke in the evening and i just received notice from a dream job that i applied for to come for pre-employment drugs and alcohol screening on monday 20th of oct which is next week monday.
Here is extract from the letter below
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As part of the drug screening process, 
you will be asked to produce a urine sample to the medical staff 
to be passed at the time of examination).   
Confirmation of any position will be subject 
to a satisfactory result from this process.

Guys what are my options i havent had a smoke since sunday 12th
have i got a chance please help i need this job

SorryBoy

[marek_gen]

welcome

First of all read the Rules, Do not incriminate your self ,use Swim or similar

now to come back to your question

The active ingredient THC is detectable in the urine after 48-72 hours in a one-off or occasional user or up to 6 weeks in a heavy user.

good luck

this is the info swim have found have no experienses with actual tests

more info

[KomodoMK]

Not strictly true marek gen.

Detection Period in Urine:
1-6 days (single use)
3-9 days (weekly use)
7-30 days (daily use)

More information can be found here:
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi..._testing.shtml

My little fishy has known people who have used heavily daily and tested clean after around 10 days abstinence. You will also probably find similar reports on this forum if you do a search. It's not guaranteed SWIyou will pass but you will probably be okay. Let us know how it goes!

[sorryboy]

Its D-Day in 7 hours time would let you know how it goes drinking lots of water

[KomodoMK]

Originally Posted by sorryboy

Its D-Day in 7 hours time would let you know how it goes drinking lots of water

Good luck!

[InsufflatedDreams]

How bout this..."Things SWIM will need to successfully pass ANY URINE TEST"

1. Condom
2. CLEAN URINE from a human. Is how swim does it. it's up to SWIM.
3. PMS, heating pads.
4. (optional) a fan. Or Car heater. to speed up heating the HEATING PAD.

So bus this, SWIM, has taken Urine tests before and it's a sinch. Just take some CLEAN URINE in a CONDOM.

Tie it thusly. in a KNOT. Buy or acquire some heating pads. With the sticky adhesive side. You'll need 2.
After heating up the pad, either by waiting for the ambient air to activate it, or..while driving to the appt for the test, turn on the car heater. stick that shit up there. and in 10 mins. HOT! ok...

Once the heat source is hot to the touch...take said CONDOM and place it on the Adhesive side of one pad, and then apply the other pad adhesive side down on condom. It looks like a heating pad, condom Sandwich...figuratively. now...Our junk, male and female a like is sensative..the heat isnt too hot, and it's the soft side of the pads, that will be cuddling your goods..and your clean piss. This will keep everything warm enough for the test.

NOW FOR ALL URINE TESTs. they look for TEMPERATURE as soon as you let the sample loose.. Make sure it's going to be...the bodys temperature. In the U.S. that's between 90 and 100F. SWIM knows what it is in C I bet. So handle the TEMP thusly.



viola!

and to all you newbs. dont self incriminate! CHALLAH!

[ScorpioSunshine]

^^ Swim's husband used that same method in years past (many years ago when he was on probation) and it worked like a charm.

[Wehr]

Swim was in your situation and here's what swim did!

within a 4 hour period drank a gallon of water and ate about 12 vitamin b6 pills within that same period while peeing as frequently as possible!

The water waters down your urine and the vitamin adds the yellow color back to the clear pee!

Make sure to not exercise before the test since thc is fat soluable swiy does not want to burn fat and release more metabolites into the sample!

Swim used to smoke about an oz a week and smoked the night before the test and passed with flying colors! Good luck!!!