Change cum taste

[billbong]

Sorry this isn't related to drugs but i found it interesting..

I saw a programme last night saying different things u consume make your sperm taste different. Beer has a unfavourable bitter taste, ect ect but pineapple juice is supposed to make it taste good, comparable to wine. It is supposed to be most effective when you drink at least 1.5 litres within 2 hours.

[unico_walker]

I've heard dairy products and asparagus make for the most awful.



Fruits and a vegetarian diet supposedly make it taste much better.

[Iggypoop]

There are products on the market that are supposed to make your semen taste delicious, i think one is called 'sweet secretions'. Just google it butbeware of imitations, because 'sex sells' there are plenty of rip-offs to be had.


enjoy

[William_Again]

Wow we should get some ladies and have a taste test competition...Just
kidding as that would be uncalled for and rude and I apologize to
anyone who might be offended by that comment.



I doubt that any food will drastically change the taste of your cum,
but I recall reading something somewhere that eating spicy food (thai,
mexican, etc...) will make it have a less salty taste.

[Stingray_313]

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[Toria]

Hahaha this reminds me of something my friend and I joked about once - having a cum tasting, like wine tasting, in cute little glasses.


But anyway...STINGRAY ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You're the first guy I've ever heard say a woman's cooter doesn't taste good. Maybe the one you've been lickin is nasty and fishy! Tell that bitch to take a shower!


Well, the thing I notice a big difference in is meat. If a guy eats a lot of meat or dairy products than it's sour and gag-worthy. I would imagine a vegetarian's would taste a lot better....I'll let you know after I try it.

[billbong]

Yes stingray i would imagine it would do the same for women. Women's prolly taste better anyways cuzz there's more work involved.

[MINUS]

I agree with P!MPJU!C3 on that one. Different women taste different, it has nothing to do with their personal hygeine, although that can effect it, if they have a yeast infection or something of that sort. But most of the time a women taste does depend on their diet, and just their own body chemistry. You can have a better experience eating out a girl if you brush your teeth before hand or even better chew some gum while you're doing it, that should give her a minty fresh taste.

[P!MPJU!C3]

Yes minus,

Im a gum addict and chew gum all the time. Also while eatin pussy. Around that time of the month it tastes really fuckin bad and I just quit.

P!MPJU!C3

[Iggypoop]

that time of the month? P!MPJU!C3 have you been rainbow kissing again??? lol thats pretty mingin'!

[transit]

Here is a link to an interesting article on "Better Tasting Cum."
It even has a recipe for a "Super Spunk Smoothie" -- supposed to make
your cum taste better.



http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_taste.shtml



Sorry, for some reason I don't seem to be able to get the add hyperlink
function to operate properly, so copy and paste the link.




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[speedqueen]

It always tastes like vegetable cuppa soup to me.

[glomp]

yeah, i've definitely heard the pineapple juice one more than once...


dam all this talk about tasting cum is giving meunpleasant gaythoughts

[unico_walker]

LOL I love the taste of pussy, but after I found out my woman liked the
tingling feel of toothpaste on her lips I've been eating with an altoid
mint or two in my mouth

[fakeblood]

I was moving out of the flat the next day. I couldnt - just couldnt -leave without getting revenge on my flat'mate' for she had riledme almost every daysinceI had moved in. Annoying, dumb bitch. Fuck her.So what did I do?


Well, she likes coffee. She loves coffee in fact. So I considered adding some foreign substance to her bottle of milk. I could crush one or two (or even three) extra-super-duper strentgth constipation pills. That would be great. But sadly I had to reject the idea because she's a trainee doctor and would probably work out that it was me. And then she'd tell her boyfriend. And then I'd be dead.


So instead I took her bottle of semi-skimmed into my bedroom, and with the aid of my girlfriend,ejaculated two fresh loads of semen directly into the bottle. I gave it a quick shake and put it back in the fridge.


I made sure to wake up early the next morning so that I could watch her have breakfast:Cornflakeswith coffee. Oh yeah.

[adzket]

i eat alot of sweet things all day be it chocolate cake or biscuts i eat tonnes of the stuff and my bf recones my spunk tastes sweeter than any other he's tasted also when i have been out on a ketamine bing for the weekend he can taste that. i my self have never noticed a difrence in his but some guys is nice and others is nasty and it is not because of persional hygen its just nasty.

[~lostgurl~]

SWIM has been told Tomato juice for guys and pineapple juice for girls.....


SWIM has found that male cum after GBL intake is BAD for acne. SWIM had a tiny little pimple on her chin, and silly swim, didn't swallow. The pimple turned into what looked like a burn (about a cm long) and it took weeks to heal!

[youdontknowme]

I seem to have the humorous image of people trying to convice their girlfriends to drink pineapple juice, or guys tomato juice...I wonder what they are going to think about this...haha oh well...I find that guys who eat a lot of junk food tend to taste worse than others ...but I still deal with it and im not going to try to make them change their diet....if what you are saying is true than any womenwho had a diet consisting of non sugary foodsprobably wouldnt taste too good...so good luck going after the womenwith the supermodel bodies

[Katiii]

its simple, for guys lots of meats and whatnot, salty junkie foods make it taste bad, sugary, fruity make it sweeter, not just pineapple juice, oj, whatever.... it can be good, but it usually is bad, if i spit, its usually bc its bitter AND its too much! and im a girl, so lets get personal since none yall know who the fuck iam, lol... girls need to clean down there EVERYDAY... a lot of girls dont, i cant stand that.. guys, u know how bad ur balls smell when they sweat? lol well a crotch is kinda like that.. think about it it gets no air, we wipe w toilet paper so little pieces of dirty tp stick to it... lol.. and inside? girls should "finger" themselves in the shower... clean yesterdays "residue" bc inside of our vaginas there is a discharge.. its healthy bc it has an acidity that kills bacteria, but over a couple days it can become too much or nasty... i always keep her clean 4 my baby.. as for shaving? guys shouldnt stress that it is hot so much.. if a girl shaves down there too much it can get rashy and it itches! i personally (and my guy) think that its hot to shave when it gets too long, but then dont shave twice, let it grow and after about a week and a half is when it is the hottest... oh yea and it is hot to completelt clean her out inside b4 arousal bc then when she gets wet, it is new, fresh , pure, and mmm mmm

[asystole]

amen Katiii

[42itis]

Yes Katiii, a good and helpful post for all concerned, thank you and I hope I meet a woman that thinks like you!