Fisting on coke and T

[ejlovestherock]

Swim likes nothing better than to get totally nasty particularly on these two types of drugs ... becomes insatiably horny ... and turns into quite the pig ... most remarkable aspect is the way Swim's asshole just goes fucking crazy on T ... it's remarkable. And the marathon masturbation sessions ... for hours and hours ... once made several videos of SWIM jerking himself off while working a variety of things up his asshole ... and when he finally did cum, it was like four major orgasms one after another. Pretty fantastic stuff!

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made me laugh and question

[tryptamaster]

wats t?

[jon-q]

never mind whats t!
what the fuck more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkglobe]

Whatever floats your boat....

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	needlessly rude reply
	For flaming a member via reputation comment.

[fnord]

Originally Posted by darkglobe

Yeah dude get a girlfriend

Hopefully one with a small fist..

[ejlovestherock]

Swim, with proper lube and enough chemical incentive, has gotten his own fist inside himself up to the wrist ... still hasn't had the experience of someone else doing it ... is aching for it tho

[tryptamaster]

dude wats t? haha and yea man thats a lil weird

[radiometer]

Given the content of the post, I'm going to take a wild stab he means "Tina" or methamphetamine.

This is not the most informative or useful thread in the world, but I see no reason for people to insult the original poster for his sexual behavior. Getting filthy on stimulants is not exactly unheard of...

Be careful that SWIY doesn't hurt himself, EJ. Drugs can severely affect one's judgement (as well as response to pain) and cause one to do quite a bit of damage to oneself while trying to have fun. SWIY does not want to have to go to the emergency room while coming down from coke because he is bleeding from his rectum. And, assuming this is not a troll post, congrats on SWIYs achievement - self-fisting is not all that easy for a man to pull off.

[Nature Boy]

One slip and that's a broken wrist with a fist lodged up the behind. Imagine trying to explain that one to a paramedic.

[radiometer]

Originally Posted by Nature Boy

Imagine trying to explain that one to a paramedic.

They've seen worse, trust me. There's a guy who's got a cool website with x-ray pictures of funny emergencies and such, but I can't remember where to find it...

<edit> maybe this is it:

http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/200...resting-x.html

[darkglobe]

Heard the one about the guy who played with concrete??
This thread is ridiculous, really. Surely there's a website for people with "interests" such as yours, ejlovestherock??

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And this one is for leaving a negative rep for the thread starter in the form of "stupid"

[Micklemouse]

I'm sure there're a few - there's also a subforum here. It's called Sex and Drugs

Whilst conjuring some strange images, there is nothing inherently wrong here, & the OP has every right to post a story about what his long armed monkey finds horny whilst high. No rules broken, no need to call Social Services...

[Coconut]

Originally Posted by Nature Boy

One slip and that's a broken wrist with a fist lodged up the behind. Imagine trying to explain that one to a paramedic.

Slipped and fell on it. Perfectly reasonable explanation, no?

Nothing wrong with what the OP is talking about. After all, the prostate gland doesn't have only one function. Fisting though........ no thanks. Would you not be leaking for weeks? Avoid curries at all costs.

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LOL

[Lunar Loops]

Nothing wrong with the topic at all. If you're interested in stimulating the male g-spot (equivalent) then you need to enter the back door. You may be surprised at what you find.

SWILL once had a housemate during student days who inserted a ewbank up his aristotle for a measly five pound bet and proceeded to go about the house sweeping the carpets.

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	That made me smile, but now an unsavoury image is imprinted on my retina
	haha nice wit

[Richard_smoker]

Originally Posted by Lunar Loops

up his aristotle.

that's one of the funniest thing's i've ever seen on here, I'm sorry! British people are the best, i think.

-DICK

sorry, i mean "irish".

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agreed

[Coconut]

Originally Posted by Richard_smoker

that's one of the funniest thing's i've ever seen on here, I'm sorry! British people are the best, i think.

Ooohhhh, you're in trouble.

[fiveleggedrat]

Nothing too out of the ordinary. Swim turns into a sex freak on amphetamines too. Not on coke, though.

Fisting is not as big a deal as others make out to be. Fisting will only cause you to leak if you do it all day, every day.

[old hippie 56]

Swim arthritis is hurts too bad to do that.

[Richard_smoker]

Originally Posted by fiveleggedrat

Fisting is not as big a deal as others make out to be. Fisting will only cause you to leak if you do it all day, every day.

when you say that, do you mean that it isn't that difficult to fit your fist into your own asshole??

or, that it's not as "nasty" as people make it out to be?

(do i really want to know the answers to these questions?)

yeah, your fist is not that big. i've seen you on that burger king commercial...the one where there's a guy on there with little tiny hands, and he has to get another guy to hold his burger for him.

[radiometer]

He's saying the idea of fisting is not all that outrageous and if done correctly should not be harmful in any way, contrary to the opinion which many uninformed people seem to have.

It is indeed a bit difficult for most men to take a mans fist anally, it's just a matter of anatomy and sizing.

[cuddlesthefox]

Great topic.
Fisting up your bum... wow.
Swim remembers getting a prostate examination from his Doctor. The was weird. He said he was putting his index finger up but I swear he had both his hands on my shoulders.
Funny thing with me is most drugs make me more sexual.

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LOL!

[fiveleggedrat]

Originally Posted by Richard_smoker

when you say that, do you mean that it isn't that difficult to fit your fist into your own asshole??

or, that it's not as "nasty" as people make it out to be?

(do i really want to know the answers to these questions?)

yeah, your fist is not that big. i've seen you on that burger king commercial...the one where there's a guy on there with little tiny hands, and he has to get another guy to hold his burger for him.

HAAAAA! That's a good one, love that shit.

Anywho, getting off topic here perhaps, but fisting is not as drastic as others put it. Not exactly painful, but not exactly comfy, ha. Most males probably would not be able to fist, as it is rather difficult, even with lube. Most males would need to gradually increase sphincter/whatever anal muscle size over several days of stretching.

Drugs + Sex can = Sexual experimentation. Not always bad, either.

Self portrait that Richard_smoker mentioned

If pics are not supposed to be used in threads, let me know. Swim has no idea if that is or is not allowed.

[Richard_smoker]

Originally Posted by fiveleggedrat

Drugs + Sex can = Sexual experimentation.

treat this like an algebra equation. subtract sex from both sides, get: Drugs = experimentation.

interesting. -DICK

[Coconut]

Originally Posted by Richard_smoker

treat this like an algebra equation. subtract sex from both sides, get: Drugs = experimentation.

interesting. -DICK

That doesn't make sense because that would mean:

Sex = sexual experimentation - drugs
Drugs = sexual experimentation - sex
Drugs + sex - sexual experimentation = 0

ZERO?!?!?

The Large Hadron Collider has nothing on these equations. They will implode the universe before it does.

[Richard_smoker]

i'll have to think about this for overnight...right now, i'm too busy laughing at that picture if you scroll up one screen...hahaha, lol.. -DICK

Richard_smoker added 8 Minutes and 13 Seconds later...

wait, i think that's right...drugs = sexual experimentation - sex.
yeah, i can see that one.

if you say drugs + sex - sexual experimentation = zero...
maybe to some people, who cannot achieve the proper state of arousal to orgasm without experimenting, then:
drugs + sex - sexual experimentation = zero (as in zero sex, maybe.. i dunno)
no, nevermind... it should actually = drugs + boring, regular sex, right?

not zero. yeah, that equation is a bit flawed. -DICK