Other - A Code of Conduct for Heroin Dealers

[china cat]

I came across this on a website called black poppy. I especially like the bit about standing waiting on street corners. Swim has known one or two dealers and one in particular that were pretty much spot on.......in fact he's been dealing with that good one for about twelve years now............but the vast majority of small time tenner bag boys have been thick as shit and pretty useless at drug dealing.....no surprise when they get lifted. They should introduce a scotvec or hnd in 'supplying class a drugs' to try to clean up the industry........too many cowboys!

A Dealer's Certificate of Standards

I, [who cannot be named for legal reasons] hereby declare to adhere
to certain standards within my trade and promise to do what is
right and fair inasmuch that is permitted by my [ i l l e g a l] profession.
I hereby swear to the following:

Hygiene
When mixing up any powder or liquids/ I promise do it on a clean surface, with a clean blade/card/ in as clean wraps/bags as I can manage. If I must keep my wares hidden in socks/pan ts/pockets/mouth/arse/ I shall be especially vigilant as to how they are wrapped and ensure they are covered at least 3-4 times and sealed properly. I shall store/hide my wares in a cool/ dark and dry place to avoid contamination and moisture.
Timekeeping
I promise to not lie about the time I will take to deliver my wares to my customers/ or to leave my customers standing on street corners for ridiculous lengths of time/ especially in winter.
Respect
I promise to treat my customers with dignity and respect whenever possible. I will not fall prey to the traps of 'powder power' and will never lord my wares over customers less fortunate than myself. 1 will never take advantage of women or men for drugs.
Ethics
I will abide by the knowledge that overdoses occur more frequently for those just out of prison or rehab and will always endeavour to tell such customers the risks involved. I shall never sell a person their first 'hit' and will do what I can to dissuade the young and inexperienced.
Adulterants
I will never cut any powders or liquids with anything I believe to be harmful or unclean. I will always use the safest cuts on the market and will keep abreast of developments regarding the safest cuts available/ only if cutting is necessary.
Credit
I promise not to be overly tight about giving credit to regular customers and if I know they are sick or desperate/ 1 promise to afford regular customers at least one bag on tick.


Wouldn't it be nice...........!