Stories about buying fake drugs

[sylenth]

saw a thread that RESSURECTION started in the marijiuna section about a funny story with buying weed & it turned out to be horse shit. it reminded me of a few funny stories smurf knows & has had.

this thread could also help swimmers with a heads up to do's n dont's with certain things & areas.

i'm sure swimmers have a few 'now funny' then not so funny stories...

years ago smurf once was hanging from a batting session & went to buy some more crack. there was a lot of cops that rocked up 4 a raid on the street where smurfs were doing a deal with a new 'dealer' so smurfs had to leave quickly. smurfs had checked & smelled a sample apparently the same as he gave & it was good.
when smurfs arrived at home & unwrapped the wrapping thinking 'nice these are big' they discovered they bought peanuts. nice yellow peanuts...

while on holiday in amsterdam smurfs purchased 'lsd blotters' from a 'dealer' that he obviously obtained from a novelty store. when smurfs got to the hostel & inspected closer, they had a shinier surface than a normal matt blotter & they did nothing besides disintegrate to mushy cardboard in smurfs mouths. unlike normal solid blotter.

in sa smurfs have been sold mushrooms that looked just like the real thing & had no effects, maybe they were picked at a wrong time or some thing?

smurf has bought a large 'ecstasy' tablet years ago which had a 'vw' or upside down 'mx' symbol on it. later to discover this was a mandrax tablet, which normally is smoked. nothing happened.

all in all pretty smooth going & not bad for the ten years of use. besides for some not worth mentioning dud blotters & extremly weak cut powder to keep one thinking what the fuck was that shit..

'what does'nt kill you only makes you stupider'

[Mammon]

SWIM normally doesn't go anywhere near street dealers but once found himself on a comedown in Bristol. This sketchy twat said he could get SWIM some weed so against his better judgement SWIM waited 10 minutes for him to come back with the "weed".

When he got back he gave me a lump of stuff wrapped up in loads of clingfilm. SWIM started to unwrap it to have a look and the guy became really agitated and asking if SWIM didn't trust him (which he didn't). When unwrapped it was just a piece of cardboard.

The guy then went nuts and pulled out a stanley knife and said "Give the fucking money now, cunt!" SWIM was fucking terrified so he just turned and ran to the busy streets nearby.

FUCK STREET DEALERS!

[sylenth]

yeah been a little too keen & anxious to get more fucked at times when perhaps one can't get hold of ur dealer for example, gets one just that. 'fucked'

smurf also got cardboard as lsd once. it was a torn up 'bus ticket' also in another country while on holiday it to was wrapped in a plastic wrapper. the fucker ran as smurf handed the cash to him.

the knife situation is scary.

all this said & done smurf has found some good street dealers back in the day when smurf felt like a little excitement. but those retarded days are over. not worth the risks.

[Mammon]

the knife situation is scary.

Oh yeah, the second SWIM saw what he was holding it was like a blast of pure fear went through his whole body - it didn't help that SWIM had done a shit load of E and ketamine the night before either. SWIM can't run very fast but there were trails of fire cominmg off his feet as he legged it from that one.

[pseudonym0]

A friend of swim once attempted to purchase "acid" from a fellow employee. Good thing he talked to swim after and found out what it really was. He tells swim, "it was weird. he rolled up a blunt and dipped it twice in the acid and told me to smoke half of it and i would be tripping." swim says, "dude, you just bought PCP". apparently swim's friend thought maybe he could cut up the blunt wrap into tabs, but ended up chickening out and selling the "potentially acid soaked" wrap to someone for like a dollar and the weed to someone else for a few dollars. the dude smoked the weed and said it was normal weed. don't know what happened with the wrap. who knows what it really was, swim still thinks it was PCP but one things for sure, it wasn't acid.

[~lostgurl~]

One time SWIM was buying heroin in Philly, the usual spot was closed and she found this lady who seemed really nice cause she was checking the size of the 2 bags SWIM wanted to make sure SWIM got the bigger ones. After driving off and parking up SWIM opened one of the bags and got a whiff of talcum powder! The other bag had heroin though so it wasn't a total loss, guess the lady didn't want to rip SWIM off completely, she must have been checking that they got one bag of each.

Another time (again when the usual spot was closed) a guy came up to the car asking what SWIM wanted and she said 8 bags, the guy went over to a rock and came back with what looked like a bunch of little bags but as SWIM was handing over the money she saw that they were pieces of cardboard cut to the size that heroin bags were, so she pulled on her money and he pulled on her money, while at the same time she was trying to put the car into drive and he was reaching in trying to remove the car keys. She ended up screaming "thief" as loud as she could and he took off running dropping his baseball cap in her car!

There was also some fake ecstasy being sold around SWIMs town a few years ago, panadol (paracetamol) pills that had been dyed red. It was amazing how many people had the placebo affect. SWIM was stupid enough to inject hers, and of course nothing happened. No idea how safe/dangerous injecting paracetamol is!

She was also sold methamphetamine that made her feel sleepy a few times, it burnt like meth and looked like meth but it sure wasn't. She was gutted because she had to go to work and could not afford anymore. Surprisingly the guy who sold her it must have felt guilty cause he paid her back some many months later.

[drug-bot]

in opinion every heroin addict will eventual get riped off.
1. swim spent his last $20 on some h, and when he got home he found it was chalk
2 swim bough what looked like the real thing, goth home put it in the spoon and it turned into some weird oatmale like substance
3 swim gave the 'dealer' the money and ran, this happened on more the one occasion.
lesson- be wary of street dealers, and be prepared to get ripped off at leat %5o of the time. every swiy needs to find a reliable connect, usually thou word of mouth, or thou the procces of trial an error.

[purplehaze]

Phaze hates being with people who are buying real drugs.

One time Phaze was with one of his friends and they were smoking. This guy decides that he needs some crack, Phaze pushed against it but knew that the guy loved crack so he didn't keep on about it.

So the guy goes through the part of town that deals, a bunch of guys are standing around and one comes to the window and he gives him the money and they get the crack. Phaze is still smoking the blunt when his friend slams the car in park only 20 feet away from the spot and jumps out screaming getting a baseball bat out from the back seat. He takes off running with the doors still open parked in the middle of the road screaming at this guy with a baseball bat and gets back in reimbursed with the crack.

He had been sold soap. Phaze has seen it happen to alot of his friends. Thats one reason he doesn't hang with people who do hard drugs, not that he hates them or anything, but that shit is sketchy. Atleast if a weed dealer rips you off its still weed. Or most of the time is, just a little less weight. And don't cost near as much.

[sknkv2]

Swim was offered speed at a very low price. Swim took up the offer. Swim was with 3-4 friends at the time and so he went with this guy back to his house (he made swim wait at the corner of his street) to get the speed. Guy started acting shifty but swim still being fairly inexperienced with the scene thought nothing of it. Handed over the money, went and tried a line. Not sure what it was but it stung for a day afterwards and there was no high unless a high is defined as paralysing pain strobing through ones face. Ten minutes later swim and his friends were at this guys house (after enquiring at some neighbours house as to the location of the dealer), got the money back and learned a lesson.

SWIM has also been sold bunk pills but this is nothing too exciting.

He's also paid for drugs up front and never received them.

Dodgiest scene. Can't trust anyone. Shit about dealers caring too much about there customers to rip them off is bullshit. Yeah, these dealers do exist, but they are rare and most people when presented witht eh chance to make a quick buck will take it.

[sylenth]

remembered another story of when smurf was young & buying cannabis from a corner of a street known for good stuff & had bought plenty from them, there was this stuff at one stage that made you buzz like huffing gas & smoking mj. the smurf later discovered via the other smokers that the buds were being dipped in gasoline dried & sold. not really a fake drugs story but it was'nt what it was supposed to be. at least it did something. lol.

[stoneinfocus]

nothing went right, because he did nothing. Fuck.tard.

[Desertfox]

A few years ago SWIM was at a festival called Folklife in Seattle, Washington when he ran into someone selling hits of Lucy on paper. SWIM bought 3. when purchasing swim saw it being torn from an unperforated piece of paper which made swim wonder whether it was real. A few hours later after ingestion SWIM realized he had just spent ten dollars on 3 tiny pieces of paper with absolutey nothing on them.

[Junket]

Originally Posted by Jamal

SWIM normally doesn't go anywhere near street dealers but once found himself on a comedown in Bristol. This sketchy twat said he could get SWIM some weed so against his better judgement SWIM waited 10 minutes for him to come back with the "weed".

When he got back he gave me a lump of stuff wrapped up in loads of clingfilm. SWIM started to unwrap it to have a look and the guy became really agitated and asking if SWIM didn't trust him (which he didn't). When unwrapped it was just a piece of cardboard.

The guy then went nuts and pulled out a stanley knife and said "Give the fucking money now, cunt!" SWIM was fucking terrified so he just turned and ran to the busy streets nearby.

FUCK STREET DEALERS!

hahah thats pretty damn funny

I have never been ripped off, but my friend (literally) got ripped off pretty bad a couple months ago. He had a steady coke hook that he used probably a dozen times, then for no apparent reason one time he went to pick up an eightball from the dude and it was pure baking soda... and the guys phone was disconnected and never heard from him again.

LOL

[chillinwill]

Originally Posted by Junket

hahah thats pretty damn funny

I have never been ripped off, but my friend (literally) got ripped off pretty bad a couple months ago. He had a steady coke hook that he used probably a dozen times, then for no apparent reason one time he went to pick up an eightball from the dude and it was pure baking soda... and the guys phone was disconnected and never heard from him again.

LOL

SWIM has gotten baking soda and soap for coke and then one of SWIM's heroin dealers was very consistent in his product and had been very reliable and then all of a sudden, when SWIM bought a couple of grams, the dude gave SWIM brown dirt....lets just say SWIM never went back to that guy again

[cra$h]

swim bought 1/8 of mushrooms off a friend, and ate them....swim was skeptical the whole time about them, but found a thread here that listed all off the psychoactive mushrooms, and it looked exactly the same. so since this person was a friend, swim figgured it has to be strait. swim ate them, put on some music, and only felt a placebo effect of the giggles, and did every little thing to make a trip more intense, and just made an ass of himself pushing on laughs and shit.

[sylenth]

[quote=Desertfox;453426]

someone selling hits of Lucy on paper. SWIM bought 3. when purchasing swim saw it being torn from an unperforated piece of paper which made swim wonder whether it was real.

'unperforated ' this would be a first, damm thats like letting someone steal your socks from under your feet while you watching him in mid day.

sounds like smurf was either wasted enough or naive. these scum bags targetting the happy floaters @ actual events...

[Desertfox]

[quote=sylenth;454008]

Originally Posted by Desertfox

'unperforated ' this would be a first, damm thats like letting someone steal your socks from under your feet while you watching him in mid day.

sounds like smurf was either wasted enough or naive. these scum bags targetting the happy floaters @ actual events...

Swim has bought very pure and very clean LSD-25 that was blotted on a plain white peice of paper with no perforations before, so this is why SWIM didn't speak up when he was buying it. The man SWIM bought it from looked homeless and was probly doing it for extra cash. if the situation reoccured today SWIM would not have purchased it, but back then LSD came by only ever so often if even at all.

[lostmente]

in swims country, piperazine pills were rather legal and near the end of their lawful days they began to resemble e more and more, even to the point of even the 'real' e's being mostly bzp based.

swim got many offers of 'cheap' pills but only bit once, oddly it was actually someone swim had known for over 5 months and had done them a lot of favours

[Panthers007]

Bongo has seen assholes selling "windowpane acid" that was actually tiny squares of colored plastic to unsuspecting people.

[drug-bot]

on a handful of times when swims heroin dealer was out he'd search ghetto neighboorhoods for some, 2 times he bought some powder which didnt even disolve in the spoon, and another 2 times he gave his money to someone and they took off. it hurts so much and makes you so angry espesially when its the last off your money.

[chillinwill]

Originally Posted by drug-bot

on a handful of times when swims heroin dealer was out he'd search ghetto neighboorhoods for some, 2 times he bought some powder which didnt even disolve in the spoon, and another 2 times he gave his money to someone and they took off. it hurts so much and makes you so angry espesially when its the last off your money.

SWIM knows exactly how SWIY feels especially when withdrawling and not having any more money and when normal dealer isn't available, going to search for the sketchy ones that take money and run pissed this SWIM off a lot in the past

[polidelaiko]

A couple of years ago Swim bought half a vial of ketamine (from a friend, goddammit!!) and it was just water.
Once in a club he and his friends bought some fake xtc pills, probably some diuretic.
But weed is number one, he's been scammed with lettuce, tree bark, or just waiting for some guy that never came.

[chillinwill]

Originally Posted by polidelaiko

A couple of years ago Swim bought half a vial of ketamine (from a friend, goddammit!!) and it was just water.
Once in a club he and his friends bought some fake xtc pills, probably some diuretic.
But weed is number one, he's been scammed with lettuce, tree bark, or just waiting for some guy that never came.

SWIM thinks that it would be harder to scam with weed than basically any other substance due to it having a certain look unlike other drugs that can vary such as MDMA, e pills, dope, or coke

[polidelaiko]

Yes, this happened in the street with unknown people, and Swim never got the chance to open the baggie to check.

[chillinwill]

Originally Posted by polidelaiko

Yes, this happened in the street with unknown people, and Swim never got the chance to open the baggie to check.

im not saying that i think your lying or whatnot....i am just saying i think it would be harder to scam people with weed but of course if one is buying from someone they have never bought from or some sketchy person, this can easily happen