Engaging in very strange ANAL activity on cocaine

[Andrushka]

Hi Everyone,

Long time reader, first time poster. Ok so here's the deal. SWIM likes to occasionally (1 month) get an 8 ball and lock himself up in his bathroom. First of all let me say that SWIM is not gay. But, While in the bathroom SWIM dresses up in women's lingerie, stockings, heels, puts on makeup, and starts playing with a big sucktion cup dildo. The entire time looking at SWIM's mirror at the dildo going in and out of SWIM's ass. This activity goes on until the coke runs out and SWIM begins to come down. SWIM also blows the dildo, makes nasty porn like movies on his cellphone camera, watches shemale porn, and essentially rapes SWIM's own asshole with this dildo for hours. For some reason this is just something SWIM does. Anyone else do this? Its wierd as fuck but hey! It feels amazing for some reason! Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

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	this thread took some balls to post.
	Ive been trying this ever since you posted your reports on doing such things. Theres no going back for me now, Im going ...
	If it isn't some kind of joke, kudos for having the courage to talk about this

[kaczynski]

i love the internet

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	LOL, +1 for a great comment
	hilarious. something we can all relate to

[notts.pirate]

Originally Posted by kaczynski

i love the internet

although once after a messy binging night out SWIM went home and wore his girlfriends panties she'd left at his (now ex girlfriend but hes pretty sure thats not the reason)

[JKLJKLJKL]

Originally Posted by kaczynski

i love the internet

Best response ever.

[Lohan]

Originally Posted by kaczynski

i love the internet

This has to be the most amusing thread I have read on here, ROFL!

Luohan

[dangerjoe]

Originally Posted by Lohan

This has to be the most amusing thread I have read on here, ROFL!

Luohan

quoted for truth

[Panthers007]

Is SWIM male or female?

[Andrushka]

Originally Posted by Panthers007

Is SWIM male or female?

SWIM is male and has a gf fyi
this is why it is strange to swim

Why does this get triggered when SWIM does coke?
SWIM feels very guilty when coming down afterwards as well.

SWIM isnt worried if he is gay or not, SWIM just wanted to share to see
if anyone has had a similar experience. SWIM sees that not many people have.

Andrushka added 0 Minutes and 57 Seconds later...

Originally Posted by Romie1985

Nothing wrong with abit of prostate milking, mind blowing orgasms that most males will never get to experience.

I would be abit worried if you are "blowing" the dildo after anal forplay. That can't be good for your health.

SWIM gives himself an enema to avoid poop

Andrushka added 2 Minutes and 39 Seconds later...

Originally Posted by purplehaze

This is kind of odd, because phazes stepfather had some similiar experiences that he is very ashamed of now. He is a polysubstance abuser and will litarlly do any drug that would get you high. He went on a binge of coke and meth and crack all uppers.

He would stick anything in his ass and bought all kinds of dildos and shit from sex shops, he even took a glass lantern and was rubbing it against his ass. He took the wood stick to poke the clothes around in a washing machine and put it in his ass, the broom and all kind of other shit.

Now he is a little sober, hes on suboxone and he feels very bad inside because of all this, he doesn't really want to talk about it, I can understand that, but he says he doesn't know what made him do that, he says he isn't gay.

I honestly don't understand it at all. But figured i'd share that with you.


Edit:

He had a friend that was on the binge with him, and phaze is a pretty blunt person, he once asked are u fuckin ur friend dude, he said no he would never fuck a man he didn't consider the toys and himself doing it to be gay.

IMO weird, but what ever I guess.

thanks a lot i guess thats kinda similar to my situation

[Lobsang]

I am just curious SWIM. I presume SWIM is male. But let me ask you. If SWIM does not mind. How is SWIM's sex life with another person? Like does SWIM get turned on by the body of another person and is SWIM able able to have normal sex?

[Panthers007]

Lesson 1. Drugs do not put anything there that doesn't already exist.

Lesson 2. Such behavior is not specific to the drug. People have different triggering mechanisms.

Meanwhile in New York City - a female relative of Bongo got married to a skunk who worked as a rich and famous attorney. The year was 1969. The guy came with a son-in-tow. The attorney named the son after himself. His egotistical house of cards would fall - Later.

Bruce Junior (really!) had a habit of smoking pot. He also had a habit of breaking into women's apartments in the ultra-rich apartment building he lived in on the 19th floor. Penthouse. From these apartments he stole women's clothing. This was unknown to the relative. And also the attorney pleaded innocent to his knowledge of Junior's comings & goings. But Junior's proclivities would not remain a mystery for long.

One day the relative decided to run the vacuum over the luxurious carpeting that adorned the floor of her penthouse. She plugged the Hoover in and turned it on. But it wouldn't suck. Everyone knows that Hoover sucks, yes? Well - it did not. So a call was made to the Vacuum-Cleaner Repairman. Soon he presented the relative with a wad of crusty tissues. Seems they had been jammed into the vacuum-cleaner's hose. And the crust? Ejaculate. Junior had been smoking pot, prancing about in ladies' clothing, and balling the vacuum-cleaner. This act led to a search of (Junior was 18 at the time) Junior's room. And his stunning wardrobe! What a collection Junior had amassed from his hobby as a burglar!

Junior was confronted by the female relative. Junior's response was to attempt to shove his father's new wife out the 19th floor window. This didn't quite work. The police were summoned and daddy had Junior submit to a psychiatric evaluation. In that Junior was dressing as a woman while fucking the Hoover, he was diagnosed as homosexual. And promptly committed to Bellevue Hospital to be treated for his disorder. In 1969, being 'gay' was a serious psychiatric malady and commitment and electro-shock was the going treatment. Failure of this to cure could result in a lobotomy.

They were divorced shortly after this. She got the Hoover.

[purplehaze]

This is kind of odd, because phazes stepfather had some similiar experiences that he is very ashamed of now. He is a polysubstance abuser and will litarlly do any drug that would get you high. He went on a binge of coke and meth and crack all uppers.

He would stick anything in his ass and bought all kinds of dildos and shit from sex shops, he even took a glass lantern and was rubbing it against his ass. He took the wood stick to poke the clothes around in a washing machine and put it in his ass, the broom and all kind of other shit.

Now he is a little sober, hes on suboxone and he feels very bad inside because of all this, he doesn't really want to talk about it, I can understand that, but he says he doesn't know what made him do that, he says he isn't gay.

I honestly don't understand it at all. But figured i'd share that with you.


Edit:

He had a friend that was on the binge with him, and phaze is a pretty blunt person, he once asked are u fuckin ur friend dude, he said no he would never fuck a man he didn't consider the toys and himself doing it to be gay.

IMO weird, but what ever I guess.

[Spare Chaynge]

This kind of sexual behavior is not unknown in some swims who binge on cocaine and stimulants.

[Panthers007]

In the last analysis, SWIM would probably like it much more if he/she did this for real. Get a boyfriend. And get a room.

[purplehaze]

Originally Posted by Panthers007

In the last analysis, SWIM would probably like it much more if he/she did this for real. Get a boyfriend. And get a room.

Are you reffering to what I said? Because the dude is married to my mom, I'm not gonna tell him to find a dude to have sex with LOL. But, This talk show called Sex with sue that comes on T.V. mentions that once a man stimulates his prostate gland there is no better sexual stimulation and orgasms are said to last up to 11 minutes.

Not sure if i believe into all this, but im not about to stick something up my ass to find out either.

[Lobsang]

In 1969, being 'gay' was a serious psychiatric malady and commitment and electro-shock was the going treatment. Failure of this to cure could result in a lobotomy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_ByXigVj6E

[radiometer]

Do you post the cellphone vids to redtube?

[MrG]

Ask yourself this:

Are you sexually attracted to members of your own sex? If the answer is yes, then you are gay.

If you answered no, then answer this question:

Do you engage in anal play either on your own or with a member of the opposite sex, in any variation or theme? If the answer to this question is yes, then you are not gay.

Why does everyone assume that anal play is only for the gays?

It's where the male 'G' spot is, the prostate gland.

As for wanting to wear women's clothes? Well that's just weird!

[Romie1985]

Nothing wrong with abit of prostate milking, mind blowing orgasms that most males will never get to experience.

I would be abit worried if you are "blowing" the dildo after anal forplay. That can't be good for your health.

[Ganja2k8]

Personally swim just get a shit load of tissues and watch my porn but what ever melts your butter i guess :/

[fnord]

Wow this thread title reminds me of groupys degrading themslelfs on the mindless self indulgence tour bus.

If you think you might be homosexual ut too scarted to find out.go out and find an adventurus girl whos down for rocking a strap on and see if shes down for some anal play and cocaine. Youd be surprised how many girls actually fantisizes about doing that, well either that or i just date weird girls.

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	I guess I date weired girls too
	Get in there ya freak!

[old hippie 56]

Hey fnord, that girl wasn't from Houston.

[Nature Boy]

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

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irrelevant

[old hippie 56]

^^^That sounds very much like a song from years ago, who sings it?

[Nature Boy]

Heh-heh. It's from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

[old hippie 56]

Knew it was from something very familiar. Thanks for the memory.