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Old 26-07-2008, 05:44
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When SWIM was a New to cannabis and didn't know where to get it, he hard from friends that random people sell it in the train station. so SWIM and his friend want to the train station and after 5 minutes found a dealer. SWIM and his friend wanted to smoke hashish and bought from the dealer a nice amount of it. so SWIM and his friend get back home, opened the bag and started to prepare it (SWIM's friend told him how to do it, but he really had no idea what he is doing). After opening the bag they smalled a really bad small but didn't know how it should small so they kept on going, they started to smoke it and they said it was disgusting. after that they looked closely at the hashish and saw some corn. IT WAS HORSE SHIT!!!
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I see the problem here. a horse shouldent be passing whole kernals it could mean he might have a problem with pointy teeth causeing him to not be able to chew his food properly. you should have your dealor take his horse to a veternarian.

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Corn can be fed on the cob, as whole shelled corn, or as cracked corn. Actually cracking corn is economically wasteful. Because of the size of the kernel of corn, a horse will chew the grain before swallowing. If a horse is passing a lot of whole kernels in the feces, he is either bolting his feed or may need to have his teeth floated because sharp points are preventing normal chewing. The horse bolting his feed needs to slow down. Large rocks or a salt brick can be placed in the feed pan with the feed. He then has to sort around the objects to get the feed. Another cure is to spread the feed out in a large feed bunk so it takes him longer to pick up the grain.

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Re: Funny story

SWIM will make a visit to the dealer (only if he can find him in the train station) and will ask him politely to take better care of his horse.
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Re: Funny story

Moral of the Story.

Random dealers are not always SWIY's friend.

Reccomendation: Find out from friends, or friends of friends about good dealers, they won't sell you shit (literally in SWIY's case). Also, first time, do it with someone that knows what they're doing.
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Re: Funny story

Yes,always remember to inspect the product prior to paying.

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Random dealers are not always SWIY's friend.
I thought the moral was that shady random dealors take bad care of horses?
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Thanks goodness they wasn't in Texas, against the law to mistreat your horse. They would be stringing him up from the nearest tree.
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Re: Funny story

sorry to hear about that. a bit of a shit one. reminds me of the one time smurf went to buy crack. the smurfs got home & unwrapped the wrapper to find some peanuts. nice yellowish ones. hahaha. this gave me a idea for a new thread. buying fake drugs stories.

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