Setting - Weird places youve railed cocaine?

[Benga]

Originally Posted by a_schmoe

Though not that weird, SWIMs favorite is still the coke-walk of shame when you and 2 or more cohorts roll out of the bathroom at a party to confused and distainful onlookers. I think the best SWIM's had is like 6 people in a little ass bathroom, where there were at least 5 people waiting for the bathroom (and inquiring frequently as to what the fuck was taking so long) when SWIM came out... avoid eye contact, guess thats all you can do!

oh yeah ! lol swim's heard of that


or with a someone standing guarding the door if it happens to have no lock...going into the bathroomafter afriend to find a little line laid out for you on a magazine or something...


and don't forget to flush before you go out !


or even the "queue of shame", where you'll be in a club and have 10 guys waiting to use the damn toilets, when the urinals are almost empty. bowels aren't what they used to be at 2 am it seems

[Psych0naut]

Originally Posted by benga

oh yeah ! lol swim's heard of that


or with a someone standing guarding the door if it happens to have no lock...going into the bathroomafter afriend to find a little line laid out for you on a magazine or something...


and don't forget to flush before you go out !


or even the "queue of shame", where you'll be in a club and have 10 guys waiting to use the damn toilets, when the urinals are almost empty. bowels aren't what they used to be at 2 am it seems

The friend standing on guard, the little line or bump layed down by your friend who went before you ..
And not forget to flush after SWIM snorted .. It all sounds so familiar ..

[wingsofazrael]

on the dashboard, in the shitter, in a phone booth, girlfriends parents dinner table while they were in the other room, on the girlfriend, a tv, and other places...basically wherever swim can and even some places swim cant...

[Nicaine]

In a (one-way mirrored) live peepshow... juggling quarters, straw and holder got to be a PITA though, not to mention occasional juggling of SWIM's private parts when the show got interesting .

Edit -- SWIM also did it in the bathroom of a church once. Baah, if that's all it takes to get sent to hell...

[KomodoMK]

Wouldn't say it was weird but more blatent. After someone shat on the floor and toilet seat in our local pub (god knows what possesed them to do that) SWIM and his friend racked up a couple of big lines on table on a busy Friday night. No-one said a word.

[julian]

on swim's mathbook. then my teacher caught me licking my book the next day in class. damn.

[tyrantfour]

swim works at an airport loading cargo planes, swim has done coke in the cockpit of a B727 and a B737 aircraft, fuckin awesome...lol

[quili]

Not many weird places yet, school library, school bathroom, (all have been mentioned above...), definitely bathrooms with parents home, etc., text books, off of Mein Kampf, and had to sneak it in her dorm room which was on a "Wellness" floor (no drugs, alcohol, etc.) and living with a roommate that once thought swim was going to kill her because she found out swim was on shrooms (then her roommate's friend told swim that she thought swim was going to fail out of college and at life for using drugs- haha), definitely done the "coke-walk of shame" business at a party where not everyone is cool with it

(side note! Swim threw this big party at her apartment before leaving for Japan and swi-us started out trying to keep it discrete in the laundry room downstairs, but then swi-us expanded to using the upstairs bathroom, and then to just using swim's roommate's room, and then it somehow seemed like almost everyone (so many people!) was doing it- all night- and it was cool because people were actually really generous and it seemed plentiful whereas usually it seems to run out and people just get edgy or stingy. But this was pretty great, minus the end of course)

[omen8productions]

heh...SWIM recalls "IT", (a musical festival held by phish on canada's boder in maine), when a much older gentlemen entered our camp and started shoveling cocaine into his face in front SWIM's sister's 15-17 year old friends.

SWIM was fine with it, but the youth was freaked out. especially as the older gentleman started offering them cocaine and teasing them after their stunned responces. that guy must have had an ounce plus in a shitty sandwich bag, and a little coke shovel for use. priceless.

[yayo4yournasal]

emergency room parking lot
courthouse parking lot
grandfathers bathroom (he was dying)
too many bar and club restrooms
McDonalds drive thru
sani can at work

[brabbet2001]

off my gfs ass. in the car when a cop was comming. i ate a whole fucking gram. on the buss seet

[old hippie 56]

Parking lot at DPS headquarters in Austin, TX. Bathroom at the Texas Ranger Museum in Waco.

[surf1284]

It's a shame SWIM has never done it off a girls ass. Considering his gf and him were both occasional users. Now when these ideas come along they are no longer together.

[Miss DarkSoLovely]

hmm, good question-
sadly, nothing too weird for swim so far. off the car dashboards while driving, driving school, concerts, i've suggested fiance to snort off between her cleavage when we visit his parents' house in the bathroom and he loves that.. and I dont know what's up with the movie theaters but i love doing it there.. For Jackass 2 and Borat we were even more amped, lol.

[Ellis D.]

At work is the stupidist place SWIM has done coke. He would do it at his desk when no one was looking. There were some close calls with the person sitting just outside the door andpeople walking in occasionally. It got went on enough that people eventually figured it was no longer a "cold" but probably cola...

Probably the weirdest time SWIM ever had with cocaine was doing lines (halloween night) with a complete stranger on the sidewalk in some bushes, a 711 bathroom, sitting at a library park bench, in alley ways, pretty much where ever we felt like a line. Things then got kinda creepy when our highs left.

[Miss DarkSoLovely]

Originally Posted by Ellis D.

Things then got kinda creepy when our highs left.

LOL.

mibadboy, welcome

[bunk8017]

off of a nice hard dick...it was a big turn on for him...nice for "my flamingo" as well

[Miss DarkSoLovely]

Originally Posted by bunk8017

off of a nice hard dick...it was a big turn on for him...nice for "my flamingo" as well

I say God bless you sweetheart!

I know, swim's boy was like, "Lookit what I've got for you... Its exactly what you want..." Railed and sucked off it... aww.. in his brother in law's living room when everybody was asleep too.. "my flamingo" adored that!

[Jessica_Raven]

Originally Posted by Miss DarkSoLovely

I say God bless you sweetheart!

I know, swim's boy was like, "Lookit what I've got for you... Its exactly what you want..." Railed and sucked off it... aww.. in his brother in law's living room when everybody was asleep too.. "my flamingo" adored that!

Thirded, a nice hard cock is great for sniffing off of,

[radagast]

i spoke to swim and he said

the police station car park after delivering their office supplies
the bonnet of his car on a ferry
on the dash of his truck in front of his boss while saying "he wouldnt do this in front of just any boss"
off the carpet after dropping his breakfast tray
off a record spinning in a club (went wrong fucked up music stopped got booed)
before his wedding on a church pew

he and his friends used to make a sport of it .......(swim that is not me oh no no no)

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Self Incrimination

[mibadboy]

Hello...new here! SWIM has done it at home, friends' house, car, parents house, clubs - but just yesterday SWIM was at the Lexus dealership getting car serviced - took about 3 hrs, so SWIM went to the men's room about 3x. SWIM found it highly amusing.

[GForce]

SWIM owns an Acura TL which has affectionately been renamed as 'The Yakura'.

[dremilix]

SWIM has railed off of books in bookstores like Barnes & Noble, off of cars belonging to people he didn't know, about a million public bathroom sinks and counters, off his hand/arm while walking down populated streets, jungle gyms at parks afterhours, the carpets of houses (ever have a quarter oz blown onto the ground? me neither, but SWIM has)... just about everywhere.

[AntiAimer]

Seeing others do it: Bathrooms, The top of the Toilet, Glove Department doors, CD cases, on the ground, from there finger nails, from the bag, off there hand\other hands. The worse Smurf has seen had to be in the bathroom, wow.

[Donmeka]

SWIMused to have a slivr phone and have done it offf the back in:

school bathroom

different classes (once left a full gram in a class during an award ceremony in HS just sitting on the table.SWIM ran and grabbed it quick lol)

bus stop

outside a mall

bathroom during family reunion

coolest was probly when a buddy got a new truck and SWIM and he went out in the desert, railed it up and did donuts and offroaded and almost crashed then did more and rolled off.