Boo hoo Drug Court

[runitsthepolice]

Swim got popped a few months ago and is about to start the drug court program. This includes 3x a week drug testing as well as attending some other crap. The test includes:

Weed
Alcohol (including etg metabolite test)
Benzos
Barbiturates
Cocaine
Opiates
Methamphetamine
Amphetamines (but he has a scrip for adderall so that ones okay...right?)
PCP
Methadone

Swim is sure that he's going to try to get around the tests at least some of the time, but once he gets caught he is not going to risk the harsher penalties associated with multiple failed tests. Swim wants to know what all recommend as far as drugs that would not show up. He mainly wants an alternative to alcohol for party situations, as well as some RC's that would be good for the parties they throw around here...

Swim has an ample supply of 2c-i which he figures will never show up on any drug test. He was considering GHB as a good alternative to alcohol as swim is in college and partying is a big part of his life, although he has had some troubles acquiring it at the moment.