have you ever been caught?

[Freemind]

That's really a bummer! Be careful in making friends in the club. Do not accept or make any offer with a strager until you know he/she is also rolling. Best is to stay with your group.


By the way, there are good cops and bad cops. The worst ones are those who frame someone for his advatage or those who bust someone and confiscate the goods to resell them later.

[kire4scf]

got done in rotterdam with 17 eggies had a party at my sis
her place and there was some pure mdma (what fucked me totaly
over )

after this party we went out and i was that far off my head i forgot the 17 eggies in my pocket

the searched me at the door end let me in.

after an hour i went to the wc and the cunt followed me and opened the toiletdoor and they where watching what i was doing.

spend all nite in the lock up and walked out the next morning 500 euro and 17 eggies lighter




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[raven3davis]

One time I dropped a pill on my floor and I guess my dad found it. The next day it was sitting on his table so I snatched it. I never heard a word about it! The pill had a really shitty press so maybe he didn' even know what it was. lucky me

[hpierce301]

cliff notes at bottom.





OK, in the nightclub and at the bar getting a drink and this guy behind me is trying to hook up with these two hot chicks and bragging about how he's a cop and if they ever get a speeding ticket to call him and gave them his number.


So we go on, the night gets later and we're in the next club. Of course I'm sure to get a good look at the cop for future reference, didn't think id need it so soon. The same night this guy is asking me for pills, and I'm like "are you nuts???" just denied even knowing what he's talking about but not blowing his cover. But he wouldn't let it go, kept asking and asking. So I ask really loud, Hey dude, aren't you a COP? no? dont you work at so and so county sherriff's dept? are you sure?


so he leaves me be after that. But it's always the same party scene and I see him again in a few weeks. But I was alot better mood, so I'm honestly asking, "for real are you a cop or not?" and he was, but left the force. I'm very cautious and didn't have anything on me at any of these occasions, (maybe in me, but not on me). And so I told him cool thanks for being honest, but I dont really like to hang out w/ cops, nice meeting you, later.


in the end, he convinces me cops that like to party are the best friends to have, because he's like the guys (blokes for you british) in the above stories that conficates stuff, but doesn't arrest you, and hands out or sells the stuff himself. Turned out to be a very good source and pretty cool guy.


cliff notes: almost caught, but ended up finding a source

[OiledMandible]

Good friend of mine got caught recently - 4 pills.



The judge gave him a choice: military or prison. He chose
military, and all charges were dropped. He's been in Iraq since
mid-January

[Cure20]

Originally Posted by OiledMandible

Good friend of mine got caught recently - 4 pills.

The judge gave him a choice: military or prison. He chose military, and all charges were dropped. He's been in Iraq since mid-January

Wow. That is unbelivable just over 4 pills. Where was this? That seems a little harsh!

[OiledMandible]

He has no less than 7 felonies on his record, including grand theft
auto and past possession charges (to my knowlegde for acid and
mj). The judge hit him with everything he could.



/Minneapolis

[unico_walker]

I thought the military won't take anyone with a criminal record?



I guess this is Bush's plan for the military, because people who really do not want to be there make such good soldiers.

[TheGeneral]

I was busted and charged with a joint, and a gram of weed on two seperate occasions before I even new WTF my rights were.



Three things I did know:

1. Cop and anything to do with cop is low life bottom feeder scum.

2. All cop and anything to do with cop including security can fuck off.

3. If you do the crime YOU do the time. As in keep your fucking mouths shut. Cops lie and rats die!



Q: How does one get charged with a joint or a gram?

A: Tell me why the fuck I'm forced to live amongst RCMP whose name and
presence resemble the slaughtering of millions, mostly natives in
eastern and western Canada, WorldWide since before The Boer War and
continued still to this day.



Answer that than maybe I could tell you why all these other rat fucks
get off all the time on grows, pounds, or whatever. The bullshit rat
stories I hear about goofs getting pulled over in stolen cars with
stolen credit cards, handguns and a bag of crack than released without
bail eight hours later?? Yeah right RAT.



When I was an adult some fall down goof, known as FDG from here
on, set me up to sell to a UC. If you don't know what UC is, Fuck
Off you shouldn't be here than stupid potential liabilities go home to
mom!



Not only did this FDG come with the UC, he called me from the back seat of the UC's car from the UC's cell phone.



Assuming that he was alone, as he always was for 2+ years and had the
habit of calling from multiples of different #'s, I went to meet FDG.

He was with someone unrecognized who gave me a bad vibe. The vibe was
telling me I was about to get robbed. As I approached the vibe subsided
as I saw no aggression. I should have known better because in a sense I
did get robbed!



UC looked like a biker, did drugs, seemed alright, but geeky, not
someone I would normally talk too, was hesitant, stupidly hooked him up
on the fact I had known FDG for two plus years and everything had been
good for that time.



As soon as I left a marked cruiser ripped up beside me two cops jumped
out, accused me of an armed robbery and starting searching me. I said
bullshit. All I could think of at this point was how FDG traded
whatever he once was because he was weak, stupid and very naive.



FDG fell into the fear and hate mongering, emotional and mental
manipulation, guilt and shame trick, or just flat out acceptance of $
from these try hard wannabe cops.



Anyway, the cops that stopped me outside the place where I just met FDG
were only after my ID. Why? Evidence to pin me to the scene.



One month later cops page me. Well first they tried phoning my couldn't
hurt a fly, 110% wholesome mother, she doesn't even break the speed
limit, and attempted to subtly pry information on my exact address.
Luckily for me I had pounded into my mother's head over the years that
if cops ever call her asking for info on me say nothing because they
are lying!!!



She always claimed she didn't understand and used the "What if your
hurt?" I said especially if they say that shit. No if ands or buts mom,
cops LIE.



Had I not pounded this into my mother's head I would have been totally
screwed when detective "fuck me without a condom" phoned my mother and
made her cry claiming there had been a serious accident, I may be in
danger and my exact whereabouts was needed. He even stated a few exact
addresses so confirmation, simple yes was all that was needed to rob me
further.



My mom, crying, not understanding, still thinking I was in danger or
whatever, stood tall. She said I don't know and haven't seen him for
months.



Scum bag pieces of shit heckle a law abiding citizen for info to assist your corrupt scandalist cop ways.



By this time I had answered a page from a downtown phone # to listen to
the voice of some goof laughing at me claiming "We got ya, you're
fucked". I said you and what army goof? He said the drug unit I'm
detective "fuck you without a condom". He didn't say the fuck you
without a condom, that's what I call these mind raping family ruing
indian killing wannabe gangstar pieces of shit.



Not even 5 minutes later my mom's home # shows up on my pager. I
thought what's going on why is she not at work? Called she was frantic
I drove home from work some detective phoned and said there was a
serious accident and you were in danger. I remembered what you always
said over and over if cops call asking about you to say nothing
regardless, so I said nothing, but are you alright?



Yes mom I'm fine. Thank you for remembering that cops are low down
pieces of shit and will stoop to all levels. Than she quickly went from
scared and intimidated to anger "it's your fucking drug shit isn't it?"



Too be continued...





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[lilsteve]

Well, i have to say that was very intense. I can't say I understood all of ti, but I am anxious to hear the rest.

[big-lester]

one time I almost got caught by my dad, we were making MDMA bombs (mdma
in some rolling paper) in my room on a school book and suddenly I heard
my dad comming to my room so we quickly put another book on top of it,
He came in the room asking what we were doing and we were scared as
hell and said "uuuh nothing...." and than he said "don't be smoking to
much weed" and than he left.



Close encounter but I never been caught

[dogcow]

I have something like this for stashing stuff in my car.Basically looks like a can of fix-a-flat except the bottom screws off and its hollowed out on the inside so you can stash stuff in it. If a cop is REALLY suspicious, they will PROBABLY check these things cause its not exactly a secret, but someone just glancing in will just see it next to your oil, degreasr, and transmmission fluid and not think anything of it


Most cops on a routine traffic stop will not search your car , however they MAY generally peek in and look to see if you got baggies on the floor/glovebox or roaches in the ashtray or smell like weed, etc.. however nothing suspicious about a can of oil in the trunk (btw--cops in the USA cant search in ur trunk w/out probable cause anyways). It also generallyhides the smell of weed if u got some stashed in it, and i put dryer sheets in there to further cover the smell. Also if you get one that is a spray can you can even respresurize it so it sprays a bit if tested


oh and also DONT buy the ones that looks like soda/beer I had one like that and some assclown thought it was a real soda and tried to open it, and when it wouldnt open, hewent at it with an ice pick and ruined it.


-dcEdited by: dogcow

[a-SalviaLover]

Originally Posted by billyloner

ever been caught in possession of pills? i once got caught by a doorman while in a toilet cubicle getting my pills out. id already taken one earlier, so i quickly shoved another down my throat when he spotted me, then he confiscated the other two, told me i was "lucky" that he wasnt an undercover policeman, and if he caught me again he'd throw me out. wonder what he did with those two pills?

If someone did this to me and my pills, he'll be beaten to death, trust me!

[Nagognog2]

It's always a good idea to carry some sodium cyanide in a "coke seal" for those overly-curious types. I'll never forget watching a stupid cop licking the make-up mirror he found in my friend's mothers' car he decided to search with no probable cause.

[dogcow]

what is a coke seal?

[kieran]

ive come close to being caught before, was in a night club, had few beans on me and some speed, went into a cubicle and started doing it all, some clowns next to me were doing coke, but making it blatantly obvious, so of course a bouncer who was at the time taking a piss stuck his head over their door, saw it all then glanced down in mine, luckily i had cleared up just seconds before.


the stupid cunts next to me though got their punishment though, he took their coke, from what i saw it was a good 2G's. and he tipped it down the sink then kicked them both out!

[Nagognog2]

Coke Seal: A square piece of paper folded in triangles and rectangles so it seals up into a package. Notorius for selling cocaine in and well-know to police.

[dark_emotions]

I have never been caught with any pills, but I have a really funny story about a buddy of mine and a police encounter while as HIGH AS A FUCKIN KITE:


One night a bunch of us went over to my buddy's house to do some E's and just chill, well he had picked up about 15 E's and there was quite a few of us there, and some other people stopped by after the club let out, so my buddy decided to go and pick up some more E's but at this point he had just taken 2 pills. He thought that he could make it back in time before it really hit. Him and his GF got into the car and started driving when all of a sudden a cop was pulling him over for speeding(not much 15 over) well just as the cop pulled to the side and mybuddy put on his signal and pulled over as well......it hit him!!!!!


The cop asked for license and registration and proof of insurance, my buddy reached into the glove compartment and pulled out his insurance and handed it to the cop. While scattering to look for his registration he handed the cop his license and just as he did that the cop says "This slip for your insurance is expired, do you have the updated slip?" My buddy said no that he must have left it at home and forgot to put it in his car. Well the cop handed him back the insurance slip and said you have 24 hours to produce the valid slip. My buddy then took the bad slip and started tearing it into small little squares. The cop went back to the car to write the ticket when his GF was approched by another officer on her side and asked he to get out of the vehicle, well anytime she has taken E the first initial head rush/body buzz makes her feel really nauseous for about 5-10 mins.....(I am that way too) Well as she stepped out of the car she threw up right beside the cop. The cops started getting suspicious to the behaviuor that was starting to show....and started asking a lot of stupid questions .... well my buddy was getting really buzzed and started giving ridiculus answers...then proceeded to hand the cop the torn up slip back to the cop little square, by little square....finally they were let go and contiunued on to pick up the E's .... some lucky bastard I tell you!!!! I guess you had to be there or know first hand what it's like to be in that sort of situation with authority or even parents

[szip88]

long story short. swim picked up some....lets just say red e's from an old high school girlfriend of swims(just friends) and we dealed it in the car while swim was driving.At a stop sign..swim realized he was too far ahead and needed to back up. As swim was backing up....accidentaly hit a brand new car in the bumper. Swim had e in his pocket, so was swims friend which looked at swim with fustration, but with still with some trust in her heart. The nice young Hispanic girl, looked and told swim to just go because its ok. Swim thanked the lady and left...seconds, police checking the site as swim was looking in the back mirror, and swims friend shoved a cigarrete in his mouth and kept telling swim to calm down and get the fuck out of there. Swim parked, smoked the ciggarette and was encouraged by his friend , swim drove her to work, and everything was ok. But very intense for swim, still hasnt rolled yet (

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Used search and used SWIM correctly - GREAT start

[darkglobe]

JESUS H CHRIST what a revival.... kudos for using search or finding your way thru so many pages...

Might as well carry on...

SWIM doesn't do "pills" (never understand - so many 'round by SWIM just drop these "pills" without knowing what's in 'em!!), but he has been caught in possession of a few other bits 'n' bobs....

Cannabis: Had an "eighth" (1/8 oz) of resin in a pocket (which incidentally SWIM had forgotten about) when subjected to a Stop & Search whilst at a rock gig. Police officer simply recorded nothing on the stop & search ticket, and chucked the weed on the grass (threw it pretty far) and - with a smug grin - said "Go fetch, kiddo".

Pockets full of Cough Syrup Bottles: SWIM was on his way back from the local supermarket(s) with a nice little stock of cough syrup, when a police officer (who just happened to be the son-in-law of SWIMs next door neighbour) stopped him for a chat. During this completely innocent and risk-free chat, one of SWIM's pockets split, and out came 2 bottles of cough medicine. Then the other 2 were obvious - as SWIM suddenly developed a bulge LOL (the side where the bottles were still there).

Not good.

[Junket]

Swim has never been caught.. He has been pulled over while there was weed and paraphenilia in the car, but never anything more...

However, one of my friends had 3 warrants out for him and he was a passenger in a another friends car that was getting pulled over and he ended up popping 3 oxy 80mgs to destory the evidence.

... haha he was FADEDDDDDDD

[Romie1985]

SWIM has a good friend that is a cop. He knows SWIM takes pills so its abit on the awkward side when SWIM sees him out clubbing in town while he is rolling like crazy. Although not really caught it is abit of a strange situation.

Although he says he would never bust SWIM theirs always something in the back of SWIMS mind that worries him that one day he might turn on SWIM.

[ColinGibs]

SWIM and friends were in a grocery store parking lot in a car at 2am in the middle of december blasting hardcore and raving in our seats haha. Yellow A's. They were pharmaceutical grade mdma pills. No joke. valid source. SWIM and friends took these every day for over a month.. so so so so so many. Such a blur. No speed at all.....Shit ill just ramble about these forever but besides that...

Were dancing and not paying attention and then i look over to the other side of the parking lot and see a cop. SWIM had 12 pills, accidently dropped them on the floor in the back seat. The cop turns his lights on and starts to pull over. SWIM scrambles and gets them up and makes every one bomb 3 more pills, alrady been rolling 12 hours about. SO like fuckkkk

And the fuckin pig just drives away. Never even pulls up. So we ended up rolling face for about 48 hours.

Another time, just after a month of daily use, SWIM was at a shrink appt and freaked out and then 6 cops were in the room because they thought SWIM was going to hurt him/myself. So i just cling to the chair and try not to let them take me. SWIM has 7 beans and a half oz in his pocket. I asked the officer if i could have a minute to talk to my mom. He took sympathy, but stayed in the room. He asked if i had drugs and i said yes. Then he said to flush them. The cop did. So i flushed the weed and slipped the pills to my mom, because i wwas probably still rolling/cracked out from rolling and thought she would save them for me..

Then i went into detox in the psychy ward for a week

goood times good times

[Shwub]

Swim and his buddies were driving around quite high, in a very hot boxed car when they were pulled over by some RCMP. The windows came down, and Swim's smoke all billowed out. The cops asked if Swim and his friends had been smoking, and the driver replied with. "Sure have officer". Funniest story Swim can remember.

He wrote the driver a ticket, took the bong, and told Swim and his friends to go home lol.

[Lettish]

No, Swim has never been caught as he does not carry them. One time in a club, a good friend of Swim's was carrying the pills. To save the hassle of going to the toilet to do it, she tried to feel for two pills (1 each) on the dance floor. She ended-up dropping about three and was looking for them (really obvious). Swim saw where some went and quickly bent down and picked them up. A doorman was right behind Swim and saw it all. Oh the shock and panic. Thankfully Swim and his friend go there all the time and never cause a scene or a fuss, and they're friendly with all the staff. The doorman just said "Give those pills to me" and walked off. Swim and his friend lost four pills that night but that's not as bad as perhaps getting kicked out and the bag taken off them.