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Listerine & Scope? Off to Jail?
Bongo has to use mouthwash that contains alcohol on the orders of his dentist. His fangs are in bad shape and need repair. But he has a probation-occifur who makes him blow into a machine. This chimp doesn't want Bongo to have alcohol in any form whatsoever*. Let alone any other nefarious substances (pee in a jar - or else!). So Bongo has a question:
If Bongo does as the doctor tells him - he has to use (preferably) Listerine mouthwash prior to surgery. Will mouthwash cause Bongo to test positive for alcohol? If so - Bongo may vanish into prison for several years. If this be the case, Bongo must scrub the dentist and let his mouth fall apart. Let the old Ape know. * - not even a glass of wine at dinner on his dad's 85th birthday |
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