Drug info - Help with SWIM's grandpa

[olddirtycr]

SWIMs grandpa had surgery and got a supply of 120 5 mg watson 512 oxycodones. (generic percs). They are white circles. SWIMS grandpa took maybe 30 of them and then did not require them anymore and SWIMS grandpa has not touched the bottle in over 3 months. SWIMs grandpa expressed a hatred towards them for itchy reasons and SWIM knows for a fact his grandpa has not taken them in months.

SWIM has been slowly pilfering pills (10 or so at a time) from the container. It's at the point with like 30 or so left and SWIM needs to find a pill that has the same color and shape as the watson 512's. (Pure white circle.) (SWIM cannot leave the bottle empty basically, he needs to take the rest and refill it with the replacement pills)

SWIMs grandpa has not even moved the bottle in months so the pills just need to kind of resemble the painkillers. Both SWIMs grandparents are borderline forgetful and senial so it won't be a big deal if they aren't exactly the same looking.

SWIM needs to find a safe tum's type pill that can be put in there. Tums have a similiar shape and SWIM has been looking for white ones. Does anyone know of any white Tums type pills that would be of similiar color and size?

PS Please remember that these pills have not been used in months and SWIM knows for a fact that his grandpa will not touch or take them again.

[dark12]

haha oh boy...

SWIM would just fake some injury and ask if he could have them.

[Solinari]

What ever some one finds, make sure it's fairly innocuous, you don't want grandpa to be taking something that could fuck with his heart or blood pressure and cause him to stroke out or worse. So what ever it is, make sure it would be harmless, and don't try and use any antibiotics just in case someone gets toothache and grandpa says 'go take one of those painkillers i got back there' and they go in to anaphylactic shock.

[olddirtycr]

Originally Posted by Solinari

What ever some one finds, make sure it's fairly innocuous, you don't want grandpa to be taking something that could fuck with his heart or blood pressure and cause him to stroke out or worse. So what ever it is, make sure it would be harmless, and don't try and use any antibiotics just in case someone gets toothache and grandpa says 'go take one of those painkillers i got back there' and they go in to anaphylactic shock.

Yeah of course SWIM was looking for tums because of this very reason. They are inncoulous and you could chug it and remain fine. SWIM will be searching for the pills soon.

[juanathan]

Someone who most certainly isn't me would take the whole bottle and say nothing. If he notices at all, he might assume he lost them himself. And then, in that situation, he might go to a doctor and get more prescribed to him.

[olddirtycr]

Originally Posted by juanathan

Someone who most certainly isn't me would take the whole bottle and say nothing. If he notices at all, he might assume he lost them himself. And then, in that situation, he might go to a doctor and get more prescribed to him.

SWIM has contemplated this and think this might be the best course of action if no similiar pills end up on SWIMs doorstep.

[Solinari]

Originally Posted by juanathan

Someone who most certainly isn't me would take the whole bottle and say nothing. If he notices at all, he might assume he lost them himself. And then, in that situation, he might go to a doctor and get more prescribed to him.

Yea that does sound about the best thing to do actually, and if any questions are asked just plead ignorance, as if you have no idea what they are talking about, and keep the response to a minimum.

[olddirtycr]

Originally Posted by Solinari

Yea that does sound about the best thing to do actually, and if any questions are asked just plead ignorance, as if you have no idea what they are talking about, and keep the response to a minimum.

Its on his appearingly unused side of the above hte sink mirror cabinet. His stuff he uses are on the opposite side. I don't think there will be an issue and I have never done anythign to warrant suspicion from them.

olddirtycr added 1 Minutes and 47 Seconds later...

err.... swim jumped on the computer and typed under my account. :[

[shwinehund]

When SWIM used to steal Tylenol #3's (no big deal up in Canada) he used to take regular tylenols, file off the logo on the back, drop some water onto it and carve a little 3 with a tack, then quickly under a light to dry...Hehe oh the(lack of) memories!

Oh and another fiendish little scheme, pocket the Percs and pour some generic white pills in the toilet, floor whatever, and say/lie that you were looking for something to fix your headache, and you accidentally knocked the Percs or whatever in the toilet, remember to swear and curse, then naively ask if they still need them? Do you want me to pay for them? I'm really sorry...

[norcolepsy]

Originally Posted by shwinehund

When SWIM used to steal Tylenol #3's (no big deal up in Canada) he used to take regular tylenols, file off the logo on the back, drop some water onto it and carve a little 3 with a tack, then quickly under a light to dry...Hehe oh the(lack of) memories!

hahaha wow. that is almost too much effort but quite witty. I'll bet their was some questionable looking #3's in those bottles!

[fiveleggedrat]

Haha, My cat likes the taking of the whole bottle idea! He says he Must try it on an old relative one day.

My cat pilfers phenergan, ativan, darvocet, and hydromorphone from a relative who uses about one of each a month but gets a bottle of 90 each a month.

He also once took generic hydrocodones from a friend too. Luckily, he has some nearly IDENTICAL methocarbomals. He put those in there instead. Don't worry about the friend's safety; the bottle was full of expired pills, and she NEVER uses them. She is on a different medicine now for pain, and plans on throwing the pills away soon too. She just hid the pills from my cat because she knows he looooves opiates