Need to do something with poppy pods, FAST

[Taren]

So, long story short, SWIM just ran out of Vicodin. Well, he ran out at 10:20 ish this morning. He's not likely to get any more soon and is starting to feel it. He has however been collecting poppy pods for the past few days, against just such an eventuality. So, SWIM's question is, what's the best thing he can do with them, for maximum effect given a time constraint of "needs to be done tonight" and with equipment and chemicals that he can find in the kitchen. If there's any way to create something injectable, that's extra sparkly.