Social - Gimmicks Cocaine Dealers Use?

[club222]

Just wondering how many of you have to deal with this kind of stuff...

Back when SWIM first started using, every single dealer he would run
into had a different excuse to try and lure you in. Some dealers would
claim "95% pure" when they are most likely the 3528975252nd person to
have that coke. Others would always claim this as the best stuff they
have ever had. I know it's all just ways to lure unsuspecting buyers
in, but how many of you get tired of hearing this?



What are some other gimmicks you guys have heard before?

[Patrick131]

He'sheard it's "peruvian flake" when it was more like baking soda cut with yey,he's heard "this stuff is so good i could charge him$60 a G but i like you", and "ifhe doesn'tlike it he cancall me back." LOL that last one is the best i think. you can't even call papa johns back and get replacement or refund.. let alone you sketchy coca man.. Patrick

[lolomgwtfbbq]

The most common excuse I've heard is that they have to
get rid of it really quickly because they're about to get searched or
something so they're giving it to you at teh LOW price of
$5903845904358902745 a gram.

[ well, not exactly</span> that much ]



There's also the whole 'man I just did a line of this shit two hours
ago and WOW it's amazing' because obviously if they say they did it two
hours ago and it was good, they're legitimate.



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[snowmizer]

Gimmick lines, low quality, and quantity are the tricks of the trade of ripoff dealers. SWIM knows one guy in the area whos line is "I get a new batch every day, and this stuff rocks compared to the last" and the last, and so on. SWIM doesnt use this guy, but has friends that swear buy them. I swear some people that get ahold of the REAL deal dont even know it because they are used to the ephedrine/caffiene/speed or whatever actve cut is being used. SWIMS source, which he shares with noone, not even best of friends, never has a gimmick, is very take it or leave it, try negotiating price and you may find yourself walking away empty handed and not invited over again. SWIMS buddy uses very high end digital scales, zeros them in front of him, and goes well over the right amount " A little extra cause your a regular" RESULT - SWIMS buddy has been a friend for several years now, because of his professionalism. Gimmicks are for fiends and middlemen fiends. SWIMS buddy is the exception. SWIM has lived all over the USA, and has been subjected to the BS artist enough to usually spot it - However, SWIM can be fooled one time and one time only by a particular individual. Its funny this post was up, because SWIM just left town with a care package from his buddy. His buddy called a few hours later to see if SWIM had checked it - Buddy was concerned that something might not be all good due to house guests. Luckily SWIM just found out that its all good - now hows that for a non-gimmick friend? SWIM tries whenever possible not to buy from people that break the #1 friend rule - Dont do your own shit - Its been SWIMS experience that people that are buddies but dont use seem to consistantly have the best deals. Hope SWIM stays lucky and keeps this friend for years to come. SWIMS buddies roomate was getting into the supply, and messing with it. When buddy found out, he promptly gave SWIM a bunch of extra to more than make up the problem.

[msumegi]

My favouritehook has always been "here....try a line of this"

[luckyatl13]

my worst excuse ive heard was when i first started and didnt knoe realy any1 that could get it consistantly. so i go to this guy i used to know when i was like 8 and hes now 18. he says that he needs the money upfront casue they wont b able to cover my own ball. i say" thats bs man u fuckn better not jack it" he then says look thats the guy who is getting it and points to the back seat. the guy n the back seat was atleast my age. 15 at the time. thought it was wierd but didnt know he would jack me for the fact that i knew him very well when i was a little kid. he ended up getting the ball and doin it all. i was going to retaliate and slash his tired and wat not but hes in rehab now.

[Madcabbie]

the shit we get is underweighed. I continue to buy it because

A. its my only choice pretty much unless i wanna travel a few hours

B. It is very very good coke

C. Its not a bad price for the qulaity

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[Muirner]

Originally Posted by Patrick131

you can't even call papa johns back and get
replacement or refund.. let alone you sketchy coca man.. Patrick

how very true this is though patrick. SWIM immagines how that phone call would go:

SWIM: "Hi you just sold me the bag of baking soda cut with Yip.

SCM: "OH?"

SWIM: "Is there any way u can ummm give me a better bag or a refund,
hell maybe even another g (or what ever) and we will call it straight"

SCM: "HAHA *click*"

SWIM: "Hello? HELLO?? *runs around room* "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?! shit i'm outa luck"



Just a note SWIM in this story dosnent represent SWIM the writer, it is
just a figment of this SWIM'S (muirner) immaginiation, and maybe
it is because SWIM is high or maybe it is because that'd be a comical
phone call...



SCM= Sketchy Coca Man</span>Edited by: Muirner

[dstyle347]

Can anyone outline and define a simple test to prove purity with
outcome consistent enough to raise your forty cal. to the bitch that
just dropped some non-test worthy shit in your lap in exchange for your
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[dstyle347]

I've made it through about a quarter g and all I get is paranoia and
bubble guts... I use to love this shit and it's all off the
same baseball. I know because I'm the holder, it goes
through me. It has'nt changed, everyone else still loves it, it
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[Muirner]

dstyle347- take a nummy, or be like let me try a line of that before i throw u all sorts of cash... If it's shitty just tell the person u found someone that has a better product and can get it to you cheeper, this should cause the prices to drop and maybe get you a bag that's a lil less cut

[jmoore4948]

you can tell if it's good by doing a bump. if you do a small taste and still aren't sure if it's good, find another connect.

[DrugPhreak]

"you can't even call papa johns back and get replacement or refund.. let alone you sketchy coca man"


Always use acredit card andget a receipt!



I would say the biggest gimmickwithcocaine (and other drugs)is cutting. Also,if your cocaine is justcut with baking soda (not likely)you can remove it with ethanol.

[i like wimmins]

People are quick to jump on a dealer where quality of product is concerned. I can tell you though, most of the time your dealer is going to be giving you the very best he can offer at the time. Why?
-Because most people only have one reasonable/reliable source (even dealers) and they have to take what they're given to sell.
-Because a dealer would MUCH rather have you come back again and again and reap the rewards of a long-term relationship than lose you because he was trying to make a quick scam.
-Because drug users are liable to do crazy things like get violently angry if they think they have been taken advantage of. The dealer doesn't know how many friends you have and vice versa - ripping you off would just cuase a whole lot more trouble than it is worth.
True, there are gonna be cocks out there who's M.O. is scamming users, but they aren't going to be very successful at ALL, and will most likely not be a dealer for very long.
More often than not, the desire to have everything run smoothly and avoid any undue hassles will keep your dealer as honest as he can be.

[str8ballin]

I hate when dealers say they have "uncut" coke that just came right off the brick.There is no such thing as "uncut" coke,thats the first thing the columbians do when they process it.So then its down to atleast 90-95% and when it reaches the U.S. the average you're gonna get is 70% after all the hand exchanges.

[whatsinaname]

Originally Posted by club222

Just wondering how many of you have to deal with this kind of stuff...
Back when SWIM first started using, every single dealer he would run
into had a different excuse to try and lure you in. Some dealers would
claim "95% pure" when they are most likely the 3528975252nd person to
have that coke. Others would always claim this as the best stuff they
have ever had. I know it's all just ways to lure unsuspecting buyers
in, but how many of you get tired of hearing this?

What are some other gimmicks you guys have heard before?

Well, next time you're desperate enough to go with one of these unsavory characters, have some fun.
I've always wanted to get shit from a notoriously stomp-happy dealer (no shortage here) and clean with Acetone (coke is insolouble in acetone, most cutting agents are solouble), and go back the next day to offer him a line. When he asks where you got it, tell him its the bag you got from him.
He'll spend the rest of the day dipping into his "stick" trying to find some of that super shit that you somehow got out of there.

[whatsinaname]

Originally Posted by club222

Just wondering how many of you have to deal with this kind of stuff...
Back when SWIM first started using, every single dealer he would run
into had a different excuse to try and lure you in. Some dealers would
claim "95% pure" when they are most likely the 3528975252nd person to
have that coke. Others would always claim this as the best stuff they
have ever had. I know it's all just ways to lure unsuspecting buyers
in, but how many of you get tired of hearing this?

What are some other gimmicks you guys have heard before?

Well, next time you're desperate enough to go with one of these unsavory characters, have some fun.
I've always wanted to get shit from a notoriously stomp-happy dealer (no shortage here) and clean with Acetone (coke is insolouble in acetone, most cutting agents are solouble), and go back the next day to offer him a line. When he asks where you got it, tell him its the bag you got from him.
He'll spend the rest of the day dipping into various bags in his supply trying to find some of that super shit that you somehow got out of there.

[allurepink]

They put all the cuts near the bottom of the eighth gram bag knowing I'd just sample the top. Haven't made that mistake since.