Opinions - How Often Does SWIM Break His/Her Piece

[truth]

SWIM has broken a bong, chillum, and a stem all in a couple weeks. SWIM doesn't really get mad about it,but shakes it off. SWIM is wondering How Often Does SWIY break a piece/stem or any type of paraphernalia? Stories are welcome and how SWIY felt after the situation would be fun to talk about too.

[Shampoo]

When swim was growing for all of his friends, and had a constant supply of fresh nuggets and cash, he went through glass at an excessive pace. He says he probably went through 4 bongs in a 1 year period, all with multiple percolators and ice-catches, the works. It never bothered him much, and he always saw it with an 'accidents happen' light, but in retrospect he cannot believe the amount of money he used to spend on paraphernalia.
Somehow, bongs always end up on the floor, or balanced on top of the tv or a coffee table, not out of the way on a shelf where they should be, and swim has watched them collide with knees, shoes, elbows and hips. There is always a moment where, like a deer in headlights, swim cannot move, but has to sit frozen, watching the glass pillar topple over towards the uninviting floor. He has never broken a 'bowl' or a chillam or anything smaller than a bong, but somehow the larger, more elaborate pieces of glass always find themselves in pieces on the floor. After investing in a volcano, swim has not found himself seeking nor craving clean, fancy glass like he used to , and hasn't spent a dime on paraphernalia in years.

[truth]

yeah, thats how SWIM feels. It doesn't bother him breaking these things really.
SWIM just got a vaporizer,but is not sure if he like the high from it... SWIM likes to feel real sedated and it seems like the VAP is more energetic highs.