Social - Swim got kicked out of a new years party...

[DoomFarmer]

So my good friend swim and his lady friend got kicked out of a new years party tonight because of his coke use. The thing is the guy who started the party basically tricked him into admitting he had cocaine. He was talking to swim about doing some, and offered him some money for a bit. After a little while, swim broke down and told him he had an eightball, and at this point, the guy told swim he needed to gather his friends and leave. Everyone seemed pissed, but swim tried his best to continue to be cool, he apologized and said he would certainly leave after he found his friends. After having left, swim is glad that he left such a lame party. I mean, no drug use? Come on, how boring. Alcohol is good on its own every once in a while, but combined with cocaine it is much more amazing. There were also a few people rolling at the party, and they were not asked to leave. Swim is not angry or down about this, he is just left wondering why the ones who threw the party were okay with people being trashed and puking, but not okay with him and some friends doing a few lines...

[beentheredonethatagain]

maybe they dis-like drugs. I know so many people who are anti-drug, even if they threw a party , it would just be a lot of booze and music, talking and snacking , playing cards , meeting new people.

Take some lines in the bathroom , alone . If that is what needs to be done, respect the home of others and leave the drugs for another occasion.

[DoomFarmer]

Swim was certainly respectful to the guy, and did not argue with him, though he could have. Swim simply asked him why he wanted him to leave, and then left. He never got a real answer. Maybe he just dislikes coke, a lot of people do, and I can see why. Like I said there were people who were very obviously rolling and no one asked them to leave, and to be honest, the original guy who asked swim to leave looked as if he had bee doing some speed. The thing is Swim is so used to hanging around drug users that he always just assumes it's okay. Swim has actually come to the conclusion that the guy may have been pissed because he wouldn't share his coke with him. Swim is kind of shallow, and doesn't share his drugs with ugly people, and the dude was also kind of fat, which is not cool.

Oh and also, Swim and friends were doing lines in the bathroom privately. Maybe someone just noticed three people in the bathroom at once and thought it was strange...

The party and whole night was a little awkward for Swim anyway, as he's been sleeping with and seeing this amazing woman for a few weeks. Problem is, she has a steady boyfriend, and Swim had to meet him for the first time tonight. While he was a very cool guy, Swim couldn't help slipping in some "babys" when he talked to her and when he was gone swim and her were getting a little nasty (as always). He ended up going home, giving swim's lady friend like 500, and swim took her home and banged her guts out (it was his first time having sex on coke, it's amazing).
I hate having to refer to a certain person in the third person, it's just so strange.

[beentheredonethatagain]

dude this is comedy.
I dont call three people in a toilet " private" . and you are having sex with his girl, wonder why they didnt ask you to move in? lol

Besides having sex with a fat guys woman, and wondering who's rolling, were you nice?

SWIM has found if you want to be discrete about it, then never go into the bathroom with anyone else, it is only expectable for chicks to do that for some reason. If you want to do it right, then find a bathroom that not everyone will be using, second, third floor, basement whatever, there is nothing more nerve racking than people knocking on the door and saying hurry up when you are trying to do your thing and it looks very bad when three dudes step out at the same time. What SWIM usually does is finds a far off bathroom with a friend, does his thing, then sets up a line in a hidden spot, and his friend then goes in right after him and does it, not shady at all.


Luckily for SWIM, he was at a great party last night, where the owner of the house likes to do a few bumps once and a while and SWIM was treating her to a few. This house also had FOUR bathrooms haha, including one behind a locked door in the master bedroom so it was a pretty ideal house for it.

[Donny Devito]

people who do coke or crack have a greater tendency to steal then those who use X. atleast in chicago that is the case. maybe the ones throwing the party have had cokeheads steal from them b4. maybe the coke makes certain people shady where the X makes people feel empathy for one another.

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real true

[tip]

Where swim lives there are many coke heads living in a secret underground hidden culture the “party people”. They are self centered psychotic assholes and bitches everybody hates them! and every body hates coke!! They try to get everybody on the shit like fucken sales people. It’s just like in the movie “Less Than Zero”

[LT710]

That is just lame of the party host.
Unless the person is a cop or has children in the house, I see no reason to get bent out of shape.
SWIY wasn't doing anything out in the open, causing any problems, etc...