Best Drug for Inserting (large) Foiegn Objects Into the Anus?

[Benjamin Bones]

When the urge to stretch the sphincter muscles around a prizewinning marrow overwhelmes SWIY what, if any, chemical aids does SWIY employ in order to facilitate maximum rectal elasticity?

The onanistic urang-utan and the avidly homosexual chimpanzee of SWIM's acquaintance are tiring of amyl nitrate, indeed, the whole (hole, geddit?) back door lovin' scene is becoming more than a little bit jaded for them and are hoping that SWIY could turn them onto something that could put the va-va-voom back into their shit-chute shennanigans.

[Potter]

Patients man, patients.

Go get some butt plugs, small as looks comfortable and a few that get a bit larger, or maybe one of those inflatable ones*, a bunch of lube and give your self a few weeks. Any muscle can be trained, and like any workout, progressive progress is far safer then instant results. Frankly anything you find that is going to work, is probably going to fuck with sensation, or possibly cause permanent damage. Consider the issues of having to go to the ER for stitches, no matter what you tell them, they will know what you were doing. And bloody hell, if you are getting jaded with inhalants, I'd hate to think of what they are doing to your cellular structures. If your monkeyboy isn't willing to wait for the exercises to take effect, fuck him...oh wait...well you know. hehehee.

Love.
Potter.




*there has been a lot of recent concern with pthalates(sp?) and other HIGHLY TOXIC compounds in sex toys, we're talking dioxin toxic, especially with "real-feel" and other soft toys. You might consider checking online for more info on safe toys in light of this.

[dr_psykko]

ether is the key.

[Micklemouse]

Originally Posted by dr_psykko

ether is the key.

Care to expand on that? No pun intended...

[R3direct]

So SWIY asked for it :

- swim would say no drugs because it could be force things

- the main factor is to be fully relaxed and well-cleaned (enema) AND lubrification abuse those crisco thing

- first of all the anus has an internal muscle which is controllable by exercise, in fact it is possible to stretch it wide open where your bones are the limit you can't break them

- the rectum is after the anus and is a reservoir which has a natural volume compared to a fist;

- The folds of anal tissue give the anal canal a striking capacity for expansion, depending on the level of muscular tension. For example, during rectal surgery,under anesthesia, a person's anal muscles can be easily dilated so the surgeon's entire hand can pass through the anal canal.

Anal sex can be pleasurable for man and woman but if one feels pain you are doing something wrong.

Drugs :
- lube with bezocaïne
- butylhyoscine bromide to avoid contractions

Helpful :
- electricity (but plugg) : saw some pictures, training all the day with that is succes guaranteed
- a shop that will satisfy your needs XXXXXXXX

When you are working up to the sigmoïd colon post again so swim can explain how to go in depth.

Reputation Comments on this post:

no commercial links.

[donzen]

lol! i think poppers are made for that kind of customers / in combination with a muscle relaxant and some lubricant containing lidocain or another local anestethic ..

sry for offtopic,
What kind of things ? Statue, arm, foot ??
but im asking myself why someone should put something thats very huge up the ass,
i think my girlfriend and i would'nt like this to do that..

[donzen]

Originally Posted by donzen

lol! i think poppers are made for that kind of customers / in combination with a muscle relaxant and some lubricant containing lidocain or another local anestethic ..

sry for offtopic,
What kind of things ? Statue, arm, foot ??
but im asking myself why someone should put something thats very huge up the ass,
i think my girlfriend and i would'nt like this..

sorry for my bad language skills

[chemlove]

wow SWIM is a rookie to the plug, but wanted to ask if anyone knew if it was even healthy to partake in the activity. SWIMs friend told him that plugging can be bad for you help and cause extreme cases of rectal burning. Is this correct? Is it more dangerous to engague in this type of activity? And lastly SWIM also heard it intensified the effect and wanted to see if anyone's experiences (or friends experiences) were similiar.

[jayjohnson81]

A girl who worked in an emergency room (was she a nurse? sorry, it was a while ago) told me a story of someone coming in with a full mason jar (jam jar) shoved up there. Apparently muscle relaxants were used to assist getting it in. No thought was given to removal - or maybe they just planned an emergency room visit.

[donzen]

sry for offtopic
@Benjamin the first poster . : You say you need chemical "AIDS"..

Reputation Comments on this post:

back to back posting and please dont make aids jokes several members here are infected

[donzen]

Originally Posted by donzen

sry for offtopic
@Benjamin the first poster . : You say you need chemical "AIDS"..

I know its stupid, but i just found it very funny that you were searching for a chemical AIDS..

[radiometer]

Originally Posted by R3direct

So SWIY asked for it :

And the "Most useful reply to an obvious troll" award goes to...r3direct. Hopefully someone serious will read this thread so your time wasn't entirely wasted.

p.s. NO commercial links of any kind are allowed, please edit your post accordingly.

[fnord]

Originally Posted by R3direct

When you are working up to the sigmoïd colon post again so swim can explain how to go in depth.

the only thing that goes up my grandmas butt is drugs,and osometimes a phallus,no statues,potatoes,phonograph albums etc but just out of morbid curiosity can you explain?

[RaverHippie]

yeah, I always lol a little when troll posts attract pages of legitimate responses.